this one came from Stephanie:
a man went to the doctor and told him: doctor i have a problem but you have to promise me not to laugh.
the doctor says dont worry i have been a doctor for a very long time and trust me i have seen many cases of all kind.
man: i'm sure you did but my case always made my doctors laugh.
doctor: be assured i wont.
the man releived, put down his pants and showed his teeny-weeny "thingy" (looking more like a small peanut)
the doctor couldn't help himself and started laghing for 10 whole minutes and finally when he forced himself to stop told the guy: sorry for that tell me now what is the problem. the guy said:
"it's swollen"!!
