What was your very first job?

[FBM]

gravedigger

[TripolySunni]

I am doing My first Serious Job now actually, It's some 3D Animation of a Trophy for the Government of Dubai.

[Souss]

Originally Posted by SeekNirvana

Your first, not your current job

Walaw it's Lebanon, I've been voting before I was born :P

Originally Posted by Cedarjet

Smalla 3lei, he had an allowance from papi w mami until he became of voting age.

شو حسود

[shadow1]

I was born into a peasant family with a silver spoon in our neighbour's mouth. Naturally as all peasant boys do they help their parents tend to the crops. Did I ever get paid for it? Hell no! Not even sallem dayyeketak but rather is that all you did today?
My first paid job was tutoring this kid who had an impermeable brain and his parents used to pay me to hammer some maths into it. Needless to say to no avail. He has grown up now to become a lawyer. I wouldnt be suprised if one day he becomes an MP.

[Venom]

Drug dealer

[3i3o]

Newspaper boy!

[METALLICA]

Originally Posted by Souss

Voter, in Lebanese elections. Pays good.

That job sector is extremely sectarian, you can only get paid if you belong to a certain sect and/or live in a certain area.
I've been offering my services to many 'employers' but was rebuffed by all of them.

Ironically, my first was a summer job stamping voting envelopes with Wizaret l dekhliye logos.

[shadow1]

Originally Posted by METALLICA

Ironically, my first was a summer job stamping voting envelopes with Wizaret l dekhliye logos.

Ya3ni Bazze2 w lazze2, sounds so entrepreneurial to me.

[METALLICA]

Originally Posted by shadow1

Ya3ni Bazze2 w lazze2, sounds so entrepreneurial to me.

I've been spreading shmemocracy since my youth.
stupid french, they still don't have a word for entrepreneurship!

[CedarJet]

Originally Posted by METALLICA

I've been spreading shmemocracy since my youth.
stupid french, they still don't have a word for entrepreneurship!

Hello bonjour marhaba ahla w sahla fikoun kelkoun jami3an tout le monde everybody w khsoussatan enta ya Metallica al moushahid al 3aziz very dear, 3ala Intico T.V. shopping.

Your story has touched us all here at Intico T.V. Shopping. As the CEO, President, Owner, Major shareholder, telephone operator, and janitor of Intico T.V. Shopping, I have unanimously taken the decision to offer you a job with us (me) at Intico T.V. Shopping, to help assist and promote our latest project. No need to send a C.V., as I know your neighbour's cousin's brother-in-law's younger sister, and she has put in a great word for you.

Well-com w ahla feek w alf mabrouk.