METROSEXUALITY Announced dead (1997 - 2008)

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,\,,/ OBIT: METROSEXUALITY (1997-2008) The men's single scene is in a state of mourning today after the sudden death of its friend and confidant, metrosexuality. Once a vibrant and healthy part of a man's "game" when picking up women, metrosexuality passed away last weekend when Timberwolves guard Marko Jaric asked Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima to marry him … and she said yes. "Wait … that's what chicks dig? The 'Hey, I didn't shower today' look?" asked one teary-eyed metrosexual devotee outside a tanning salon in Paramus, N.J. Shockwaves continue to be felt throughout various social and business circles. "It's over. It's all over. I just can't believe it," fitness celebrity John Basedows said before being overcome with emotion and running his fingers through his over-frosted hair. Metrosexuality is survived by elder statesmen Tom Brady and Derek Jeter and a bunch of dudes from the Upper East Side of Manhattan who pay $20 to have their chests waxed. A private ceremony is planned for later in the week. For those wishing to pay their respects, a memorial bonfire fueled by various lotions, hair gels and clothes from Banana Republic will be held outside the Giuseppe Franco Salon in Beverly Hills on Thursday. -- Mike Philbrick

Marko Jaric is an NBA player, and not a great one at that.
One thing he's very know for however is this following incident.. check it out..

[Salome]

Arent metrosexual guys usually gays, or bisexuals minimum? In addition concerned about themselves mainly? So why the worry about girls or marriage?

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Originally Posted by Salome

Arent metrosexual guys usually gays, or bisexuals minimum? In addition concerned about themselves mainly? So why the worry about girls or marriage?

The definition of a metrosexual is usually an heterosexual man that displays some qualities usually attributed to homosexuals.

Wikipedia's definition Metrosexual is a neologism generally applied to heterosexual men with a strong concern for their appearance. For example, they may have eyebrows waxed, fingers manicured, facials etc. procedures which are generally eschewed by the average male. The metro- prefix indicates this man's purely urban lifestyle, while the -sexual suffix comes from "heterosexual," meaning that this man, although he is usually straight, embodies a heightened aesthetic sense often stereotypically attributed to gay men.