Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[DaManInChrist]

Originally Posted by Materialist

Prove for me that Jesus is the son of god

If you sincerely want me to do so, make a new thread for this, then.

:)

I think that you can't even prove that Jesus existed !!

Says who?

Originally Posted by SeekNirvana

Materialist, let me add one thing to your post so it saves us a bit of time later.

DaMan, try to make it in posts that aren't as large as our lord, the FSM.

Why not?

And just a heads-up advice for you, quoting the bible is not a proof.

I will use the Bible to prove itself as the Word of God, but not in the way you're thinking.

Good luck.

Luck? I thought you believed in some spaghetti god? :)

Originally Posted by Abu Ruman

Your 'proof' is 'the bible is the word of God and it says so in the Bible, ergo Jesus is the son of God.'

Says who? I didn't say that.

How does any rational person even attempt to remonstrate such a logical fallacy?

How does any rational person even base his conclusions on false assumptions?

[WiseCookie]

I just see this "pastafarianism" as something created by Athiest Evangelists ( actually there's one coming to my university next week) to simply take a stab at religion. So much for tolerance.

[coralie]

Originally Posted by SeekNirvana

You want war? You got war!
When your God was born, FSM ken 3am bi wazzi3 mighleh ...

your pasta God was 3am bi wazi3 meghli in my fathers kingdom at my birth of course he was working for my Father ... eh marhaba wake up dear ... we shall rule again ... !!! hal marra your Pastafariste God rah ywazi3 mlabass ... in our victory celebrations !!!

[lebanesecanadian]

Originally Posted by WiseCookie

I just see this "pastafarianism" as something created by Athiest Evangelists ( actually there's one coming to my university next week) to simply take a stab at religion. So much for tolerance.

Wrong. pastafarianism was created to oppose the teaching of Intelligent Design in school. It was created in an open letteer sent to the kansas board of education that deceided they should also teach people ID in schools.It has nothing to do with tolerance.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

[Faithful]

Originally Posted by maroon1

The first time i read this thread, i didn't understand anything
Now for the second time i am reading it and to be honest i still didn't get it .

Are you making fun of us ??? La 2anno this is really unbelievable and i can not stop laughing

Do you really believe that this Ugly Spaghetti Monster has created the world ??? .... lol and why he created us more beautiful than him ???

Ba3den what's is the relation between : Church, Spaghetti and Monster How did you get the combination ???

[Faithful]

I forget to ask you: We all know that Spaghetti is made by human being , so from where did your Monster get his Spaghettiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ???

So Who created who ???

Did this Ugly Monster create man or did man create the Ugly Monster ???? "min ba3ed iznak GMA forever if this question was copyrighted "

[Holaco]

Originally Posted by DaManInChrist

If you sincerely want me to do so, make a new thread for this, then.

There are many threads that talk about God and Jesus. Just post your proofs there...

How does any rational person even base his conclusions on false assumptions?

How does any rational person believe that Jesus is the son of god....

[DaManInChrist]

Originally Posted by Materialist

There are many threads that talk about God and Jesus. Just post your proofs there...

Such as?

How does any rational person believe that Jesus is the son of god....

By being shown some proof(s) that Jesus is the Son of God.

[DaManInChrist]

By the way, Pastafarians, why is your god so limited in shape and form?

:)

[Holaco]

Originally Posted by DaManInChrist

Such as?

http://www.lfpm.org/forum/showthread.php?t=24877
http://www.lfpm.org/forum/showthread.php?t=24963
http://www.lfpm.org/forum/showthread.php?t=24913

Originally Posted by DaManInChrist

By the way, Pastafarians, why is your god so limited in shape and form?

:)

No, he appears to us in the form of a monster, but he is unlimited