Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Thuggishh_E]

Guys again your all headed to the wrong direction.

Actually the true religion is the Church of the Running Boxer Monster. I'm a believer that the Running Boxer Monster created this world and he is the only God. There is plausible scientific evidence to suggest that evolution is merely a coincidence, put in place by Him. Being a follower offers some wonderful advantages. Here are some of our beliefs:

-We don't believe in violence, pain.
-We believe people are free to do what they please if they don't hurt others.
-You get to dress up with only Boxers if you choose, which is awesome.
-You can wear Calvin Klein, Abanderado, or syrian calson....
-There's no hell, devil, or eternal damnation.
-We make as much sense as any other religion.
-There is no evidence to suggest your false Gods are real (Jesus, God, FSM, etc...); all are fake, and RBM is the only real God.


More is to come… are there fellow brothers in faith, believers in the RBM here?

May the holy cotton of the Running Boxer Monster bless you.

[DaManInChrist]

Originally Posted by SeekNirvana

Are you antisemitic?

I guess you can't prove to me that Pastafarianism is the true religion/faith.

:)

Originally Posted by Abu Ruman

He can prove it no less than you can prove the spirit of Christ.

But the thing is I can prove that Jesus is the Son of God while no Pastafarian here, so far, has proven that his religion is the true religion.

[Evolution]

Originally Posted by DaManInChrist

But the thing is I can prove that Jesus is the Son of God while no Pastafarian here, so far, has proven that his religion is the true religion.

Prove for me that Jesus is the son of god

I think that you can't even prove that Jesus existed !!

[SeekNirvana]

Originally Posted by Materialist

Prove for me that Jesus is the son of god

I think that you can't even prove that Jesus existed !!

Materialist, let me add one thing to your post so it saves us a bit of time later.

DaMan, try to make it in posts that aren't as large as our lord, the FSM. And just a heads-up advice for you, quoting the bible is not a proof. Good luck.

[coralie]

let us keep Jesus and God out of this thread bi charafkon ! God and Jesus are already discussed in other threads with all my respect of course !

let us here keep this thread for the FSM the Pastafarian lord diserve a thread dont we all agree ? :) even tho i think the tortellini will take over soon !

[SeekNirvana]

Originally Posted by coralie

even tho i think the tortellini will take over soon !

Tortellinifarianism remains a subcategory of pastafarianism. I would really feel disappointed if the Flying Tortellini Monster decides to outrun his master to gain ownership of the kingdom. This would be out of pure personal interest. What's the Flying Tortellini Monster program? Why should we let him replace the almighty? Why? Why?

[di]

Originally Posted by SeekNirvana

Tortellinifarianism remains a subcategory of pastafarianism. I would really feel disappointed if the Flying Tortellini Monster decides to outrun his master to gain ownership of the kingdom. This would be out of pure personal interest. What's the Flying Tortellini Monster program? Why should we let him replace the almighty? Why? Why?

Have No fear my dear friends !!Noone & NOTHING I MEAN NOONE & NOTHING can overcome or replace the Al Mighty ! we shall not let it happen!! No ! NEVER ! NO!

[coralie]

Originally Posted by SeekNirvana

Tortellinifarianism remains a subcategory of pastafarianism. I would really feel disappointed if the Flying Tortellini Monster decides to outrun his master to gain ownership of the kingdom. This would be out of pure personal interest. What's the Flying Tortellini Monster program? Why should we let him replace the almighty? Why? Why?

a subcategory ???? did you realy mean sub ??? enno bahdaletna 3al ekhir ya3ni like la caste des intouchables in india ??? eh lah lah lah ma ba2a badda el ossa ....

well its an open war between the Lords of the pastas and the tortellinis may the best win ... no rules no programs we dont need programs in a war we are not running elections here !!!!!

[Abu Ruman]

Originally Posted by DaManInChrist

But the thing is I can prove that Jesus is the Son of God while no Pastafarian here, so far, has proven that his religion is the true religion.

Your 'proof' is 'the bible is the word of God and it says so in the Bible, ergo Jesus is the son of God.'

How does any rational person even attempt to remonstrate such a logical fallacy?

[SeekNirvana]

Originally Posted by coralie

well its an open war between the Lords of the pastas and the tortellinis may the best win ... no rules no programs we dont need programs in a war we are not running elections here !!!!!

You want war? You got war!
When your God was born, FSM ken 3am bi wazzi3 mighleh ...