Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[blues00]

Originally Posted by jerkin berkin

man i advice to reconsider.
the RBM is the only God & our religion is the ONLY TRUE one.
i'm sure that one day you will join us.

waiting for you brother

You have no evidence for your false faith. Do you have proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist?

We, on the other hand, have plenty of evidence for Pastafarianism in the Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, our divine text. The FSM must exist, or else people would go around raping, stealing and killing like psychopaths.

[Fragrance of Roses]

I am very happy with the way this thread has taken off!
I became an agnostic not too long ago, and I think this is a great way to prove to people that the Church of FSM is as viable as any other religion! Religions are great methods of control and organization! This is why I appreciate this thread for in it lies the irony of anti-agnosticism and the absurdity of proofs.

May FSM bless you all! (Can we implement a commercially driven Christmas in Church of FSM? I will truly appreciate that esp. that FSM itself makes a good christmas tree with numerous appendages to hang ornaments from! :D)

[Thuggishh_E]

Originally Posted by AbirWard

I am very happy with the way this thread has taken off!
I became an agnostic not too long ago, and I think this is a great way to prove to people that the Church of FSM is as viable as any other religion! Religions are great methods of control and organization! This is why I appreciate this thread for in it lies the irony of anti-agnosticism and the absurdity of proofs.

May FSM bless you all! (Can we implement a commercially driven Christmas in Church of FSM? I will truly appreciate that esp. that FSM itself makes a good christmas tree with numerous appendages to hang ornaments from! :D)

Dear Abir Ward, i'll requote my self:

man i advice to reconsider.
the RBM is the only God & our religion is the ONLY TRUE one.
i'm sure that one day you will join us.

waiting for you brother

RMB bless you.

[someone]

In 2amantoum b 7ajar 2imanoukon bi takouloun lil jabal ta7arrak fa yata7arrak
!!

If you truly believe in FSM so be it ....
Im not asking you to believe in something in specific !! Im just asking you to believe.. Believe in Science.. Believe in FSM .. Believe in the Power of the Person.. Belive in the power of the mind..

For all the science followers: You are just followers !! Who tells you that your logic is the Truth !! Who tells you that Logic makes you right and wrong..

The only truth is Happiness !! Just find the right place to be happy If god can give it to some people than be it..
You find it illogical!! I found your logic illogical.. Now let's define Logic ;)

When you stop believing you will suicide: Descartes

FSM Followers.. Pizza followers.. Boxer followers..

Be happy .. and Let others be happy !! don't ruin our happiness by your illogical logic ;).. If you want to be happy just find the way for happiness

[SeekNirvana]

Dear FSMers,

Since other cults have their holidays (Christmas, Adha, Hunnakah, etc.), it's time for us to establish a religious holiday for us where we should hail the FSM. We should also launch a marketing team to take care of promoting the idea so it can be well received by the public.

The summer season seems the least condensed with holidays, what do you think?

Please think of

[lebanesecanadian]

Dear FSM'ers it's time to speak out against the discriminative actions subjected to our brother-in-faith.


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Student punished for spaghetti beliefs

Thursday, March 29, 2007


The Flying Spaghetti Monster

A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate.
But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion.
Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism.
The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive.
Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pictured), and believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being 'absolute divine beings', and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming.


A man in full pirate regalia

Pastafarianism gained wide attention when its key prophet, Bobby Henderson, wrote to the Kansas School Board during the height of the controversy over 'Intelligent Design' being taught in science classes. His letter, also published on his website, demanded equal time be given to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as was given to ID and evolutionary theory.
Since then, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has gained countless followers worldwide, although there are those who remain spagnostic.
The school, in North Buncombe, North Carolina, remains adamant that their decision to suspend Killian for a day has nothing to do with his religion, and quite a lot to do with his repeated refusal to heed warnings against wearing pirate outfits.

[DaManInChrist]

Originally Posted by mo781

I'm here to profess my new faith and tell you about my religion: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I'm a believer that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created this world and he is the only God. There is plausible scientific evidence to suggest that evolution is merely a coincidence, put in place by Him. Being a Pastafarian offers some wonderful advantages. Here are some of our tenants:

• We don't believe in violence or conversion; you are free will to adopt or repudiate FSMism at your behest
• We don't want your money, and we will not try to collect it
• We believe people are free to do what they please if they don't hurt others
• You get to dress up as a pirate if you choose, which is awesome
• There's no hell, devil, or eternal damnation
• We make as much sense as any other religion
• There is no evidence to suggest your false Gods are real (Jesus, God, etc...); all are fake, and FSM is the only real God.

Some of our demands include:

• We want the theory of Intelligent Falling taught in schools along side the evil theory of Gravity

We believe that the noodly appendages of the FSM push you down on the ground, which simulates gravity. As evidence I cite that the world population has been getting taller in the last few hundred years. That is because there has been less noodly appendages to push a growing number of people down. Further evidence shows that pasta originates from China, and the Chinese are known to be short, and there are a lot of them. That clearly shows the FSM invested most of his noodly appendages to push the blessed Chinese people down. The Theory of Intelligent Falling must therefore be taught next to the evil theory of Evolution.

More is to come… are there fellow brothers in faith, Pastafarians here?

May the holy noodly appendages of the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you.

Can you prove that Pastafarianism is the right religion/faith?

[coralie]

Originally Posted by lebanesecanadian

Dear FSM'ers it's time to speak out against the discriminative actions subjected to our brother-in-faith.


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Student punished for spaghetti beliefs

Thursday, March 29, 2007


The Flying Spaghetti Monster

A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate.
But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion.
Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism.
The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive.
Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pictured), and believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being 'absolute divine beings', and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming.


A man in full pirate regalia

Pastafarianism gained wide attention when its key prophet, Bobby Henderson, wrote to the Kansas School Board during the height of the controversy over 'Intelligent Design' being taught in science classes. His letter, also published on his website, demanded equal time be given to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as was given to ID and evolutionary theory.
Since then, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has gained countless followers worldwide, although there are those who remain spagnostic.
The school, in North Buncombe, North Carolina, remains adamant that their decision to suspend Killian for a day has nothing to do with his religion, and quite a lot to do with his repeated refusal to heed warnings against wearing pirate outfits.

lah lah lah ... bring the school down they are promoting global warming by this act of intolerence walaw pirates are 'absolute divine beings', we need more pirates to stop the disater !!!! ....
i will kindly ask the SFM to come to Lebanon and pick as many pirates as they want 3enna men kel el achkel wel alwein with only our pirates you can stop the global warming in seconds ! !

[SeekNirvana]

Originally Posted by lebanesecanadian

Dear FSM'ers it's time to speak out against the discriminative actions subjected to our brother-in-faith.

This is outrageous. Again, discriminating against us because they know we are right and that the FSM is the way. O FSM forgive them for they know what they are doing.

Originally Posted by DaManInChrist

Can you prove that Pastafarianism is the right religion/faith?

Are you antisemitic?

[Abu Ruman]

Mo, your new religion is great.

Bless you.

Originally Posted by DaManInChrist

Can you prove that Pastafarianism is the right religion/faith?

He can prove it no less than you can prove the spirit of Christ.