Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[marisha]

Is this a joke?
If not, welcome yourself to another sect. OR should I say welcome yourself to The End?
Have you heard of scientology? Since you are into that, I think you should consider it as well and maybe then you can befriend your fellow Lord Xenu from the galaxy confederation and join the other thetans on the volcano summit! I bet the FSM will lead the way to the extraterrestrial life.

At least scientology is more convincing than what you claim. Both are insane. And this be better a farce for who has invented it is laughing at the ones who actually believe in this nonsense blasphemy.
Any retarded person cannot possibly remember that man invented spaghetti and monsters are a man's imagination creatures. Can it get more stupid for one to invent such a creative name?? And pasta is an Italian word! This is way too ridiculous. And no wonder it is American! Sects grow like mushrooms in this country. Of course when u get bored watching TV all day you end up by discovering a dumb theory and opening a church (which btw is for Christianity) for adoration. No offence but have you guys been on crack? I bet the one behind this, definitely was. You need to get help and therapy fast. Good luck
Cults and insanity match together. Consequence? It always ends badly.
Take my advice. I know by experience what it can do to you. Run before it is too late.

[mo781]

Maroon,

choosing not to believe in organized religion does nat make you an Atheist. I did not say "I do not believe in religion"; I said "I do not believe in Abrahamic religions." They are a myth, indeed.

Originally Posted by maroon1

"mo781" himself said that he don't believe in illogical things and he said that he is an Atheist. So, how can he be a follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and at same time he is an Artiest.

HizbaTayyer,

There is just are just as much proofs to believe in FSM as there are for any other religion.

Originally Posted by HizbTayyar

looooooool my science teacher was talking about it the other day ...

Marisha,

As far as I'm concerned, it is your religion that's a cult. Prove that it is not. Prove that the FSM does not exist. Can you? Just because you are brainwashed to believe something from birth does not make it true. Join our church and be saved by his noodly appendages.

Originally Posted by marisha

Is this a joke?
If not, welcome yourself to another sect. OR should I say welcome yourself to The End?

At least scientology is more convincing than what you claim. Both are insane. And this be better a farce for who has invented it is laughing at the ones who actually believe in this nonsense blasphemy.
Any retarded person cannot possibly remember that man invented spaghetti and monsters are a man's imagination creatures. Can it get more stupid for one to invent such a creative name?? And pasta is an Italian word! This is way too ridiculous. And no wonder it is American! Sects grow like mushrooms in this country. Of course when u get bored watching TV all day you end up by discovering a dumb theory and opening a church (which btw is for Christianity) for adoration. No offence but have you guys been on crack? I bet the one behind this, definitely was. You need to get help and therapy fast. Good luck
Cults and insanity match together. Consequence? It always ends badly.
Take my advice. I know by experience what it can do to you. Run before it is too late.

[Panadol]

Originally Posted by mo781

Maroon,

choosing not to believe in organized religion does nat make you an Atheist. I did not say "I do not believe in religion"; I said "I do not believe in Abrahamic religions." They are a myth, indeed.

ْThe Flying Spaghetti Monster is also a myth

[mo781]

Then you agree the religions of Abraham are a myth?

Originally Posted by Panadol

ْThe Flying Spaghetti Monster is also a myth

[Panadol]

Originally Posted by mo781

Then you agree the religions of Abraham are a myth?

Yes I do

[blues00]

Originally Posted by Panadol

Yes I do

That is precisely the point. I am glad you have joined us Pastafarians in recognizing that our religion is at least as likely to be true as the Abrahamic religions. In addition to that, we have faith that it is true – and we all know that faith makes a big difference in rational argument, doesn't it?

We thus demand the same official recognition as the Abrahamic religions. We demand official holidays, tax cuts and participation in political life, to name a few. We believe that we are discriminated against in the US, for example, when the Dollar Bill says “In God We Trust” and not “In FSM we Trust”. We Pastafarians trust the FSM much more than we trust yoru God and, from a rational point of view, the FSM is at least as likely to exist as the God of the Bible is.

Why the discrimination? We demand recognition and an end to this theocratic oppression NOW!

[blues00]

Originally Posted by marisha

Cults and insanity match together.

Cults only need enough followers to become an official religion -- look at the Abrahamic religions and you will see that this is true. I am insulted by your lack of respect for my religion, which is at least as rational as yours.

Open up your heart to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and let his noodly appendages guide you to a new dimension of happiness and peace.

FSM loves you.

[HizbTayyar]

3anjad its not a joke? well i dont mind accepting it as a religion - there are many weird and wonderful religions - why not the flying speghetti monster? :P but sorry i dont think i'll join that religion... i'm happy following my god

[hassanleb]

FSM needs to work much harder to compete with other religions. The market is already saturated and if you are to make any headways, FSM must start showing some us miracles.

Anyone witnessed a supernatural act by the FSM?

[mephisto794]

I am pretty sure the person behind FSM has never tasted Pizza before !!!
Or are the Pizza worshipers considered as a sect derived from the pasta Church ? :P

Anyway, for the sake of development, what are the rituals to follow before joining ? should we all move to Milano? is our Holy Book just written in Italian (with some tomatoe sauce stinks on it) ?