Coup d'etat: The only "Democratic" Solution..

[Jean]

The situation in Lebanon is disgusting, i can't stand it anymore. Im fed up of the daily bickering, and fed up of the foreign intervention in our internal politics. The whole regime and constitution should be changed.

We've tried this fake democracy for too many years, and it didn't work with us. There's no need for elections in Lebanon, you can simply spend millions of dollars to fake the results, and get the majority.

A good portion of Lebanese doesn't know anything about real democracy, neither knows about the duties of the government toward its citizens. They simply think that if this leader or that puppet gives them $100 once per year, or if they help them to get out of troubles (some crimes for example), that would result of worshiping him, while that leader is sucking their blood and their money via taxes and small wars.

When it comes to law and constitution, no one gives a sh!t about them. You see those politicians amending the constitution for some unknown benefits, they break the laws whenever they want. They scr*w up all the protocols, and the Lebanese citizens clap for them.

The enemy of Lebanon is the ones who want to change the current situation, that's how most of the leaders think, and they push their followers to believe this lie. They start a media war against the reform, and they brainwash half of the Lebanese with some stupid slogans.

Political prostitution is applied in Lebanon, small puppets pop up on TV and start puking their disgusting dirt every day and every night. Their leader's adviser sends them a paper, and they have to read it on air. They are messing up with the Lebanese people's minds easily, and no one can stop them. The funniest thing is that when their leader changes his opinion, they just look like small puppies who don't have any idea about what's going on, but still they don't shut the hell up.

The Lebanese people has a very sick mentality, once you talk about the crisis, they blame "all" the politicians and start cursing them. There are some facts to consider here :1- Those people know who's responsible for all these problems. 2- They vote and cheer up for their leader whenever there's a chance to, although they know well that he's a devil.
Not to forget how they find excuses to cover up their crappy behavior.

Some people talks about reforming the state under the current system, and they truly believe that ! how the hell you can save a dead corpus from dying, using the same venom that killed it ?

IMO, there are 2 solutions to save Lebanon :
1- An atomic bomb to wipe this country and all its citizens.
2- A Coup d'etat, as fast as possible to put the country under the military rule, and we can go back to the 1918, and hang up people from their balls, whatever it costed.

I still now prefer the 2nd solution, and i'm not kidding about it. I don't blame the politicians, i blame the people only.I don't believe in this democracy anymore that lead us to our self destruction.

[Boris®]

I would go for option #2 as well, let there be 1 absolute ruler, being good or bad is better than having almost "all" the "democratic" regime bad and bina2ro biba3don and they take orders from the outside.
Heck, we will try it and if this doesn't work, we go for solution #1

as for who the ruler would be... I suggest Michel Elefteriades

[shevchenco]

I don't see a clean country with the likes of Berri, Junblatt, and the valentinos, bas to be honest, a more priority should be given to rehabilitate the damaged brains of alsha3b al bajam who keeps electing them.

[Red Phoenix]

i beg to differ

i think it will take at least 12 hydrogen bombs to clean up this country

as for the other alternative, well it involves getting a visa or a new passport ;)

[Salome]

Originally Posted by John A

The situation in Lebanon is disgusting, i can't stand it anymore. Im fed up of the daily bickering, and fed up of the foreign intervention in our internal politics. The whole regime and constitution should be changed.

We've tried this fake democracy for too many years, and it didn't work with us. There's no need for elections in Lebanon, you can simply spend millions of dollars to fake the results, and get the majority.

A good portion of Lebanese doesn't know anything about real democracy, neither knows about the duties of the government toward its citizens. They simply think that if this leader or that puppet gives them $100 once per year, or if they help them to get out of troubles (some crimes for example), that would result of worshiping him, while that leader is sucking their blood and their money via taxes and small wars.

When it comes to law and constitution, no one gives a sh!t about them. You see those politicians amending the constitution for some unknown benefits, they break the laws whenever they want. They scr*w up all the protocols, and the Lebanese citizens clap for them.

The enemy of Lebanon is the ones who want to change the current situation, that's how most of the leaders think, and they push their followers to believe this lie. They start a media war against the reform, and they brainwash half of the Lebanese with some stupid slogans.

Political prostitution is applied in Lebanon, small puppets pop up on TV and start puking their disgusting dirt every day and every night. Their leader's adviser sends them a paper, and they have to read it on air. They are messing up with the Lebanese people's minds easily, and no one can stop them. The funniest thing is that when their leader changes his opinion, they just look like small puppies who don't have any idea about what's going on, but still they don't shut the hell up.

The Lebanese people has a very sick mentality, once you talk about the crisis, they blame "all" the politicians and start cursing them. There are some facts to consider here :1- Those people know who's responsible for all these problems. 2- They vote and cheer up for their leader whenever there's a chance to, although they know well that he's a devil.
Not to forget how they find excuses to cover up their crappy behavior.

Some people talks about reforming the state under the current system, and they truly believe that ! how the hell you can save a dead corpus from dying, using the same venom that killed it ?

IMO, there are 2 solutions to save Lebanon :
1- An atomic bomb to wipe this country and all its citizens.
2- A Coup d'etat, as fast as possible to put the country under the military rule, and we can go back to the 1918, and hang up people from their balls, whatever it costed.

I still now prefer the 2nd solution, and i'm not kidding about it. I don't blame the politicians, i blame the people only.I don't believe in this democracy anymore that lead us to our self destruction.

Option 2 sounds pretty good, but I wont advise hang ups, thats so barbaric, it wont make you better than Jumblatt for example. Lets lock them all into a deserted island, each of them will get a gun:p

[shevchenco]

Originally Posted by Salome

Option 2 sounds pretty good, but I wont advise hang ups, thats so barbaric, it wont make you better than Jumblatt for example. Lets lock them all into a deserted island, each of them will get a gun:p

after all what they've done they don't deserve to be hanged????? they should be chopped into pieces. (too barbaric, I know)

[Boris®]

Option 2 sounds pretty good, but I wont advise hang ups, thats so barbaric, it wont make you better than Jumblatt for example. Lets lock them all into a deserted island, each of them will get a gun:p

lets give them each 1 gun with 1 bullet to see who will survive

[TayyaRevolution]

[Danny Z]

Originally Posted by shevchenco

I don't see a clean country with the likes of Berri, Junblatt, and the valentinos, bas to be honest, a more priority should be given to rehabilitate the damaged brains of alsha3b al bajam who keeps electing them.

A lot of people live on corruption, that's why they elect them. When Aoun uses the word el fasad el moutasharri, he chose his words carefully, a lot of people know that without corruption they would be making less money or waiting longer in line, people brag about who they know and how they pay them to get things done faster. When Michel el Murr gets 50% at least 25% of them are willing voters benefiting from corruption. When corruption is that much entrenched you can't fix it with democracy and let the people decided mentality, because people will decide they want to keep it, a revolution is needed i agree, but i prefer a the zippo solution.

[CedarJet]

Originally Posted by John A

2- A Coup d'etat, as fast as possible to put the country under the military rule, and we can go back to the 1918, and hang up people from their balls, whatever it costed.

These people that you speak of don't have any balls.