Gayest Lord of the Rings Character Poll - The Orange Room

Red Phoenix

This topic has been delayed enough

Everybody knows Lord of the Rings the movie was gayer than the books and had an even mostly gayer character set

dont get me wrong, i kinda enjoyed the movie but i had to resist my internal gay urges when the movie got really gay in some parts hehe

and so, this is a poll to ask the big question

in this epic gay movie, who was the supreme gayest character of all ?

(and to think i fell for this movie and watched all three parts of it becuz of elvish Liv Taylor.... hehe)

1-Frodo Baggins

he's hobbit with a habbit of banging stuff

2-Sam Gamgee

he's just gay and for the love of all hobbit saussages he doesnt know why

3-Pippin

with a name like Pippin u can't go wrong in gay pimping circles

4-Golum

technically Golum is not gay, he just likes to get it going with small finger rings

5-Legolas

he's a blonde forest elf and he's played by Orlanda Bloom, this list wouldnt be compelte without him

6-Aragorn

i know what u might be saying, it's Aragon darn it ! he gets Liv Taylor (the only reason most of us ever bothered watching the darn thing) so how can he be gay ?! well guys, be that as it may, it may be worthy to note that the original Aragorn in the story and b4 hollywood added some cg cohonez to him didn't have any love interest in the story apart perhaps from his almost phalic obsession with Elendil's sword Narsil.
yes it's sad and true, but Aragorn was actually more gay than Frodo and Samwise combined in the novel

7-Theoden

usually i dont like to rip jokes off old ppl, but Theoden was the King of all 'Horse Riders'..
i must say that by itself is a big blip on the movie's gaydar

8-Wormtoungue

we all agree that that character was creepy, but i we must all admit that he was creepy enough to border on becoming a character that really sucks in a none literal sense.

9-Éowyn

the answer to this one is easy, since Éowyn clearly didnt try to sleep with everyone in the movie then automatically we can write her off as another gay/lesbian chick.

10-JRR Tolkien

well some would say that since Tolkien wrote all this stuff in the first place then perhaps he's the biggest gay hero in his story after all ;)

Faithful

So Red Phoenix what should we discuss ????

I love the movie ... it's a great one

Red Phoenix

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Originally Posted by Faithful

So Red Phoenix what should we discuss ????

I love the movie ... it's a great one

this is a poll, we vote !

Salome

first you should be publicly executed for defamating THE Lord of the Rings

then why Gandalf and Saruman and Gimli are not on the list??

Anyway my vote goes to Legolas, no comment

Red Phoenix

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salome

first you should be publicly executed for defamating THE Lord of the Rings

then why Gandalf and Saruman and Gimli are not on the list??

Anyway my vote goes to Legolas, no comment

i keep getting requests to add names to the list

take it easy on me, i'm only human hehe