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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his
wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.


God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up
the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.


He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.


Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.


Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.


Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,

Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.


At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.


After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M . he was
exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.


The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."


The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.


You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night" .
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his
wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.


God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up
the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.


He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.


Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.


Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.


Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,

Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.


At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.


After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M . he was
exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.


The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."


The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.


You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night" .
loooooooooooool!!!!
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Haha, very funny(sarcastic)

You women bludge at home all day, and expect money in your pockets to buy things you don't need and you complain all the time.
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Haha, very funny(sarcastic)

You women bludge at home all day, and expect money in your pockets to buy things you don't need and you complain all the time.
lol fijli...you are just teasing the females around and you want to provoke them...

i caught you this time fijli...
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his
wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.


God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up
the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.


He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.


Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.


Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.


Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,

Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.


At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.


After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M . he was
exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.


The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."


The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.


You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night" .
Will the husband who is tranformed to a lady, come back to his nature just when he (she ) give birth to the new baby, or he will stay a lady until he finish milking the new baby born???
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his
wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.


God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up
the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.


He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.


Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.


Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.


Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,

Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.


At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.


After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M . he was
exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.


The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."


The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.


You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night" .


OMG, it's amazingggggg loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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Will the husband who is tranformed to a lady, come back to his nature just when he (she ) give birth to the new baby, or he will stay a lady until he finish milking the new bab born???


hahahahahahahahaha u made my day zouxxxxxxxxxxxx loooooooooooooool
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Haha, very funny(sarcastic)

You women bludge at home all day, and expect money in your pockets to buy things you don't need and you complain all the time.
i hope you turn into a woman for a month ... mmmmm ... let it be for 2 months
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Loooolllllll wowwww that was the best thread opened lol
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i hope you turn into a woman for a month ... mmmmm ... let it be for 2 months
I would be more than happy to turn into a woman for a month or two, as long as I am HOT HOT. I'll make all the boys go crazy for me
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