types of LFPM.org users

[justanotherlebanese]

10) The news-junkie users

People (mostly living abroad) who use this forum as a source of information, a link to our beloved "HOME".

ma7soubak.

[lady.d]

Originally Posted by BEPSEH

lady.d you are for sure from type 1

welcome back BEPSEH , we really miss you
did u enjoy visiting ur private website
well, Nabatiyeh's boy, I'm for sure from type 6

[CedarLb]

The annoying bold users
who get banned several times, then come back using different nicknames, trying to outsmart the members; they mostly fake innocence.

The "passer_by"s
who just come out of the blue, post a thread, then disappear for good!

[lebgirl]

looooooooooooooool
ok spawn what about you enlighten us a little bit and place users under the category they come from. i am sure that while doing this you surely thought of some users

Diabolo- i like your avatar dude i think i will click "remind me next yr" when it is time to go back to Lebanon

[copter7]

Spawn,
I admit that thread made me laugh, bass el hay2a ma 7ada 3ejbak, Yi3neh not even one category bitsir el alb.

I join my voice to LoubnaniTO in saying that you should be a moderator for one week so you could try it and tell us what you think

There is definitly the Smart users category which every member of this category brings something new to the table, info that is efficient and informatif.

[coralie]

we were laughing a member in this forum and i saying we should add to this liste : the 6 am users (lebanese local time) cause lot of us are in the forum at this time to read the latest in the forum and to check the newspaper news before leaving to work ....

[Bullet Magnet]

10) The Apologists users:

This user usually rarely posts in threads that are not XXX (as in pp contests) and waits for the flow to thickens to intervene. Usually this user had a certain position in the past that he feels he needs to "erase" from the publoc conscience by defending the opposite position at whatever cost. This forces him to accept incoherences and fallacies from the entity he's defending that ruins his reputation as holder of grey cells but nonetheless refuses to slow down his zealous apologist mode.

Loves: pp contest thread a la "Samir Geagea is a criminal" "No he's our savior. God sent him chakhsyan to save the christians of Lebanon. You're Judas"

Hates: Smart asses that remind him of his last week's position or asks him question beyond his empty slogans.

Aspirations: To be recognized by the defended group as belonging to them. This gives him wet dreams.

Phobias: To be left out from the group and be adopted back again by his ex-group. This gives him wet nightmares (humm seems insteresting).

Moto: "Inconsistencies reflect the dynamic reality of this changing world where tea servers are resisting occupation one day and become traitors the next. Who am I to resist the whims of Time?"

[Kakou]

Well. reading this thread, I thought that it was the personnality HOROSCOPE, you know the one which say what you are based on your birth day, your name, .... ya3né! things that don't change!! Ha Ha Ha!! so funny!!

I don't like to judge myself!! Can I ask you a favor Spawn!!???????
Get into my profile, open the link: all posts by Kakou, read them 7arfan 7arfan (mesh ktar, chi 560...yemkin!), then classify me!! Ha Ha Ha HA!! Waiting!! Please do it!! I need to know how I'm seen by neutral and smart forumers!! Please!! REPEAT: Base your rating on all of my posts NOT ONE OR TEN!!!

Coming back for the result!!

[shadow1]

Originally Posted by Kakou

I don't like to judge myself!! Can I ask you a favor Spawn!!???????
Get into my profile, open the link: all posts by Kakou, read them 7arfan 7arfan (mesh ktar, chi 560...yemkin!), then classify me!! Ha Ha Ha HA!! Waiting!! Please do it!! I need to know how I'm seen by neutral and smart forumers!! Please!! REPEAT: Base your rating on all of my posts NOT ONE OR TEN!!!

Coming back for the result!!

O rage! O desespoir!
You want him to read 560 postings 7arfan 7arfan so he could find a nice category for you. Demanding, very demanding member, that is your category.
However judging from the few postings I have read of yours, I think you are a bit of everything.

[Kakou]

Originally Posted by shadow1

O rage! O desespoir!
You want him to read 560 postings 7arfan 7arfan so he could find a nice category for you. Demanding, very demanding member, that is your category.
However judging from the few postings I have read of yours, I think you are a bit of everything.

You cruel, you want him to judge me without reading my posts!! All of them!! I'm not demanding, BUT I may be calm sometimes, agressive some others, peaceful sometimes, intelligent some others... NO?? Don't you want me to be active!! So, he can't base his rate to one or two posts? Can he???

I didn't understand the bit of everything!!!! Elaborate please!!