types of LFPM.org users

[Spawn Of Cthullu]

1) "I know everything" users:

This user is usually the first to conradict a topic / idea and make fun of it. These users only seem to exist to make fun of others and milk the fun out of the forum. They can be really annoying at times and even more annoying at other times.They are sometimes too afraid to start a new topic, paranoid that someone might contradict or make fun of them. Futhermore, they never post in chit-chat / fun sections of the forum for some strange reason. Our question to these users is why the hell do you log into this forum in the first place? Since you consider yourselves to know everything about everything you don't need us. I think we can manage without your valuable information ! These users often tend to place equations or deep thoughts in their signatures and avatars.


2) The moderators users:

These are at the top of the annoying list. They feel that they are presidential or something and give themselves the right to tamper with replies and posts as they see fit. They don't don't seem to recognize irony even if it would hit them in the face. As a result, they end up most of the times by deleting "loaded" posts which were supposed to support the mod's political orientation. These peace keepers tend to stand firmly against "offensive" posts, however they never bother explaining what the hell is an "offensive post" ... especially given that any healthy debate has to pass by the offensive-defensive mechanism in one way or another. Our question to these users would most-likely be : are you expecting to be told "thanks for making this forum a better place" ?


3) Non-Political Forum users:

These users spend their entire time debating over extremely interesting and crucial matters such as the impact of your socks' color on the weather in Afghanistan, the mistreatment of Barbie dolls by little boys, and the castration of baby pigs in rural Madagascar. To these pseudo-intellectuals we ask : why did you join a political message board ?


4) The Do-Nothing users:

As their name indicates, these users are totally meaningless. They just either agree with a previous statement, or LAUGH. They are cool and inoffensive users, but although they might think of themselves as rebels, they are often useless and disposable. To these people we ask : why the hell do you exist ?


5) The obsessed users:

These are the users that simply tend to shove their favourite politician in your face 24/24 in a way that you will be able exactly when does their leader takes a ****. To them, the leader is somewhere between Sylvester Stallone and God Himself. They heavily rely on such terms as "cheikh" , "beik" , in addition to many other labels which place their leaders above mere mortals. To these people we say : get a life, the leader(s) probably doesn't know about your existence, and wont give a **** about whatever happens to you ! Stop following people, and have your own ideologies ... if you want to join a party, let it be for the sake of it's program but for god's sake stop spending your lives idolizing leaders.


6) The old users :

These users are anxious to climb up the number of post ranks. They judge others by the number of posts they make. Don't know what to tell these users, exept that a huge number of posts CAN also mean that they have nothing better to do in their lives...


7) The normal users :

These users are somewhat what you'd expect a user to be. We won't talk too much about them, since they're as real as Hassan Sabe3's ghosts.



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We don't apologise for any intentional reference to existing people. Please feel free to add more kinds of users. And if you're funny and cool enough, you would put yourself in one of those categories. No animals were hurt in the making of this post.

terror & spawn ( in addition to terror's annoying brother )



cheers ...

[TonyFPM]

Is there a Jean-Luc type of users! Man btefhamle raseh

So that makes me mmm, type 3 or type 6 or type ing in a 4th type man thread?!

[Diabolo_7]

w 7adertak

to which one u belong??????

Just as a reference ya3ne mish aktar

[lady.d]

Originally Posted by Diabolo_7

w 7adertak

to which one u belong??????

Just as a reference ya3ne mish aktar

Reference: www.Tonzir.com

[someone]

Nice Topic...

Type of users = type of people in the real life...


95.6 % of people are KNOW EVERYTHING PEOPLE...

Why everyone in this life is sooooooo convinced that he is right??
Maybe because he is convinced?? Or because he is right ?? ;)

[loubnaniTO]

Wow.. a very negative view of your fellow forum users... even the "normal" ones are as real as ghosts!? haram 3leik!

I kinda smiled while i was reading the categories, cause there are so many i could identify them under each of those categories... HOWEVER! i didn't like the moderator category because (1) it just puts all moderators in one category, and it is VERY negative! i think X should appoint you as a moderator for a while so you could try it , it is not fun, trust me!

Anyway... i am going to add a category, and IT DOES EXSIT!:

8) the Smart Users:
Those are the (few but yet real) users who make smart comments, are objective in their comments, post messages that are informative, and come across as mature and respectful (i can name a few if requested to).

[BEPSEH]

I think Spawn Of Cthullu is right those types of users really exist!!

and lady.d you are for sure from type 1

[coralie]

spawn
let me add : sarcastic rebel users ...... like u !!!!!

[Comrade Bassam]

9) "Pain-in-the-***" members:
Comrade Bassam



LONG LIVE FREE LEBANON
COMRADE BASSAM

[Diabolo_7]

Take a look at my avatar

and u will sum up all the users of the forum