Stupid Lebanese common sayings

[Nayla]

Betfout 3al beit helken w mshawweb w m7ammel shi 6 kyess

Martak: Yiii chéri!!!! jeyeb ma3ak ghrad?

[Nayla]

Btejé jartek la 3endek w ma3a ebna l zghir
Bta3emle mn 2imeta w bet2a33dia bl salon
Betballesh 7aké w ebna 3am bidawwer 3a shi yekesro w ente kemshe 2albek w 7atta 3aynek 3al vase de chine yelli ba3dek 3am bet2asste 7a22o
Ljara: blablablablablablablabla........
Ente:Ta3a ya tante 23od 7add l mama
Ljara:mama ma tkharrebla shi lal tante w sma3 kelmeta
Ente: ta3a ya tante, trok l vase
Ljara: mama sma3 kelmet l tante blablablablablabla
DEJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
Ljara: yalla nkassar l sharr
Ente:
( cz l sharr yelli nkassar 7a22o 1000$ w ba3dek 3am bet2asstion)

[NASR_MIN_ALLAH]

And The Number One Lebanese Word Every Single Lebanese Has Used At Least Once In Their Life..( At Least Once Every Day Lol ) Is :

Zaha2

[Nayla]

Originally Posted by NASR_MIN_ALLAH

And The Number One Lebanese Word Every Single Lebanese Has Used At Least Once In Their Life..( At Least Once Every Day Lol ) Is :

Zaha2

- ALLO? Shou 3am ta3mel
- wala shi . Zeh2an
- Tayyeb lek? ta3a nmashre3a l laylé mnetsallelna shwey
- La wallah l laylé mesh 2eder.. 3endé malioun shaghlé beddé khallesa

[Danny Z]

Originally Posted by Bachir

when a natural disaster happens such as faydan, there is always a woman wearing a robe de chambre w cha3ra mankouch yelling:
WAYNIYYI EL DAWLEHHHHH??? WAYNIYYI EL DAWLEHHHHH? TA3OU SAWWROU!!!! TA3OU CHOUFOUUUUUU! MA 7ADA BIYETALLA3 FINAAAAA!!!!

w bass ysir fi ightiyel
fi shi 3ashra bill misheyet nezlou 3ala el crime scene tampering with the evidence.
Fi 3anaser min el jaysh holding their M16 pointing up 3am bi sarkhou la wara ya shabeb w ma 7ada 3am bi ridd 3ley

[Abou Sandal]

PIP-PIP...

That's a Lebanese taxi honking asking you if you wanna go somewhere...While you are getting into your car??!!!....or getting out of it??!!!..........

[basma88]

Originally Posted by Nayla H

Btejé jartek la 3endek w ma3a ebna l zghir
Bta3emle mn 2imeta w bet2a33dia bl salon
Betballesh 7aké w ebna 3am bidawwer 3a shi yekesro w ente kemshe 2albek w 7atta 3aynek 3al vase de chine yelli ba3dek 3am bet2asste 7a22o
Ljara: blablablablablablablabla........
Ente:Ta3a ya tante 23od 7add l mama
Ljara:mama ma tkharrebla shi lal tante w sma3 kelmeta
Ente: ta3a ya tante, trok l vase
Ljara: mama sma3 kelmet l tante blablablablablabla
DEJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
Ljara: yalla nkassar l sharr
Ente:
( cz l sharr yelli nkassar 7a22o 1000$ w ba3dek 3am bet2asstion)

lol...hehehe..
No ; lesh laman tkouni mnadfeh el beit kilo; byiji la 3endek 3alam ; betkoun 3am betchatih; w byejoh kil sababiton wa7el....
So byejoh badon yeshla7oh men 2ejron; bet2oulilon no ma t3azboh 7alkon (haida habal):p....fee menon ma be sad2oh 3a rabon w be foutoh w inti betkouni be 2albek 3am bet2ouli ya dili badi nadef men awal w jdid...
be foutoh byetala3oh warahon; w be2oulolik yeeeeh wasa5nelek el ared..w ne7na men2elon no walaw basita ba3edni mesh mnadfeh...
fa hene ma be sad2oh 3a 7alon w be foutoh bye3emloh kazdoura be kil el beit:@:@:@...w be was5oh el ared wel mouket w ....................

[Nayla]

Jeyé mn sheghlak te3ben w 3er2an
btenzal mn syiartak mn ba3ed ma laffet kaza shere3 la tle2e saffé w betfout 3al bineyé
btekbos zerr l ascenseur w btontor la yejé
bwaslet jarak t2il l damm
-Shou jar? nater l asansér?

[Nayla]

Kamen 2eddem l ascenseur, bass liom l2a7ad w enta daher ta3mel sport.
Lebes survêtement jdidé adidas w baskets kamen adidas ekher mouda w kebes zerr l ascenseur
Biodhar jarak 7emel 3elbet za3tar w zeit ( akid raye7 ya3mel mne2ish ) biettalla3 fik mn fo2 la ta7et w:
-Saba7o jar!!! shou raye7 ta3mel sport?

[Nayla]

Hal marra martak dahra mzabbta 7ala 3enda sob7yieh
btotbosh lbeb w btotlob l ascenseur wa 2ezzzzzzzzzzz !!!! btetzakkar enna nesyé shi bl beit ( sme3tak Abou Sandal sme3tak shou 3am bet2oul )
biousal l ascenseur hyié w 3am btefta7 l beb w bnafs l wa2et bettoll l jara

-Shou jara? Dahra? shou yemken nesyé shi bl beit?