Stupid Lebanese common sayings

[Venom]

Abou tony (beeye3 el khodra) : Kilo el batata b 5000
Em Moris (el jara) 3an el balkon: adeh kilo el batata ?
Abou Toni : 5000
Em Moris: yala nezleh 3abeeleh kilo b 2000

[Bachir]

you talk on the phone with some one you dont know:
_kifak?
_mechta2lak!
ennou how are u missing me and u dont even know me!

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A:Infijarrrr!!!!!!!!
B:so?

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*** **** hal balad

[Nayla]

In the classroom , se3et l math:

- yalla demoiselle, tall3o l kteb
-Ayya kteb demoiselle?
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Kamen in the classroom bass bi se3et l français
( Akid l 7iwar bl french bass ra7 tarejmo )
L demoiselle 3am tektob 3al lo7
- Demoiselle?
- oui, demoiselle?
- mnektob hol yalli 3am teketbion 3al lo7?
- Akid, demoiselle !!!!!
- WEN MNEKTEBON?
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[Nayla]

Kamen marra bl classroom bass bi se3et l biologie
Betfout l demoiselle
- Bonjour
- Bonjour demoiselle. Shou 3enna halla2?
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Hal marra bi gheir classroom
L demoiselle khallaset share7 daress tawil 3arid w Toto sheklo mesh mentebeh
L demoiselle shefeto mesh mentebeh w bedda tfej2o
- Ma hek Toto?
- Oui, demoiselle, hek
- shou yalli hek ya Toto?
- yalli kente 3am bet2ouli ,demoiselle...
- w ana shou kenet 3am 2oul ya Toto?
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[Nayla]

Enté bl beit wa 2ezzzzz , bide22 l beb w enté mesh natra 7ada
Ma btefta7é l beb bass btes2alé:
- Min?
- ANA

[Nayla]

Birenn l telephone w enta bterkod la tredd
Enta: ALLO??
Lmouttasell: ALLO, MIN 3AM YE7Ké?
Enta:........:

[Nayla]

Kamen marra tenyé birenn l telephone w kamen bterkod la tredd
Enta: ALLO????
Lmouttasel: ALLO?
Enta: Min 3am ye7ké?
Lmouttasel: 7ZAR MIN

[Nayla]

Hal marra birenn l telephone bass ma bterkod cz 7emlo ma3ak
Enta: ALLO?
Lmouttasel: ALLO?
Enta: Na3am?
Lmouttasel: Be2der e7ké ma3 Georges?
Enta: No 3ayné, l nomra ghalat
Lmouttasel: Leh!? mesh 03-123456?