Stupid Lebanese common sayings

[NASR_MIN_ALLAH]

yiiii ento hon ??????



( la2, honik ... what u see is an illusion of me )

[Nayla]

walla when u meet somebody in the supermarket, he looks at u astonished and says:"yiiiii!!!!! hayda enta?????
enno min beddo ykoun? ebn l jiran???

[Abou Sandal]

Or when you want to go out for work and your wife asks:Dahir?...

La walla...Be Hal Wa2et B7ib Kel Yom Ettalla3 3Ala El Daraj La Shouf Kif Wad3o...

[Omeros]

or when u see an old friend in the university and she ask :

YIII CHOU 3M TA3MLE HONE??

2ENO METEL MA 2ENTE 3M TA3MLE bel jem3aaaa 3m bet3alam

[King Rami]

Q: wein hal ghaybe? :O
A: walla ma ba3ref :p bes2allak/lik

[lebluv]

you want to go out somewhere or you mAY NOT...you put on your clothes..someone will ask you " mbayan lebis ?? "
Inno normaly you stay naked??

[Danny Z]

Question: "kifak?"
Answer" "kifak?"

[Danny Z]

Q:"Addesh 7a2 el bantalon?"
A:"Add ma baddak"
Q:"la2 3an jadd addesh 7a22ou"
A:"Addesh baddak tedfa3?"
Q: "1$"
A: "walaw, hayda shighl amerka"
Q: "tayyeb addesh 7a22ou"
A: "2mesh oropi, mkhayyat 3al 2id, shouf el khiyata mish makanet"

Ekher shi bti2raf 7ayetak w ba3d ma 3refet addesh 7a22ou!

min hon la hon ekher si bi 2ellak: "walla la elak bi 75$"

bitkoun awwal marra bitshoufou lal zalami

[Abou Sandal]

Q:Waynak?
A:Hon Walla....or...Bein El 2Ayedeh....(Duuh...and?....)

[Danny Z]

1:"wlak killna we2fin bill saf w2af warana"
2:"ma3leshi istez bass mista3jel"