Stupid Lebanese common sayings

[rayograph]

you know sometimes in Lebanon, we tend to say some stupid things over and over again whether to start a conversation or whether we don't have anything else to say, or whether we simply got used to it...

e.g.: "ouf shou shob el yom!" or "mish ma32oul hal sayfiyeh shou shob!" as if summers are usually cool in lebanon!!

another example: "mish ma32oul shou byemro2 el wa2et bser3a!" as if we can speed up or down the time!

one more example: someone calls you on your home land line:"shou waynak bel beit?" enno.... lol

we have loads and loads of these sentences and expressions, so come on, post them here, maybe one day we'll stop using them!

[Nayla]

yes
walla lamma ytalfenlak 7ada after midnight w tredd and ur voice is sleepy bi 2ellak: "yii !!! kenet neyem? fayya2tak?"
u can tell him masalan : no, i used to do my gym right now

[rayograph]

or if you're putting a basket full of apples on your kitchen table and someone is like :" yi shou hol? teffei7?" looool

[Abou Sandal]

Or when you go see your stepparents and the first thing your stepmother tells is:Kifon L 2Ahel?...loooooool,

I mean the first thing that comes into my mind is:"Since you care that much why don't you just phone and ask them instead of always asking me the same question??!!!"

PS.I think someone should open a thread about the stupid things you hear from your stepmother,you stepfather,.....

[rayograph]

another example:

you bring dinner home with you, a large pizza box and your sister is like "mmm, what did you get for dinner?"

enno?...

"a bucket of chicken sister! I hope you like it extra flat and crispy!"

[bella]

Yeah or when you get a haircut, and when u meet someone: "assa sha3rik?" la walla zamm 3al douche....

[Omeros]

or when u change your mobile and someone say :

yi hayda ma chfto ba3ed ... i answer eh choufo hade

[Chief]

walking down the streets , nezel nazlet el 3ekkewe. A taxi beeps asking: tali3 istez?

[Nayla]

looool
and when u go to work after a long holiday, u come in and everybody look at u and:"yiiii!!!! Jité?
enno..... no!!!! hayda l shaba7 te3é

[Nayla]

Originally Posted by rayograph

another example:

you bring dinner home with you, a large pizza box and your sister is like "mmm, what did you get for dinner?"

enno?...

"a bucket of chicken sister! I hope you like it extra flat and crispy!"

or in the restaurant, u're eating with ur GF a delicious pizza which looks like a delicious pizza, and a friend of u comes suddenly and ask:" ohhhh!!! what are u eating?"
enno
does this thing look like a pizza or not ?