hey guys i donno if you heard this one but anyway here it is:
a lebanese guy was walking in the streets of beirut with a syrian.the lebanese guy seemed to have his way with the ladies and he was able to get a date with every women he met .well obviouysly that wasn't the case of the syrian guy who got jealous and decided to ask his friend about his secret.so he said :"khayye bcharafak elle kif 3am tedhar ma3 kell hal neswan ." the lebanese guy decided to let him know.so he approached the first lady he met and told her:" am fakker bi ra'em bayn el 1 wel 10 iza bte7zari 3ezmik 3a fenjen ahwe" the lady said :6 ; good said the lebanese let's go have that coffe. so when the syrian got back to syria he decided to apply this lesson so he approached a lady and said:" 3am fakker bi ra'm bayn el 1 wel 10......". the lady said :5 , so the syrian said :" di3ana fara'et ma3ik 3a ra'em !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A man appears before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I picked out the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, punched him on the nose, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, then told him, "Now, leave her alone or things are really going to get really ugly!"
St. Peter was impressed and asked "When did this happen?"
A Syrian goes to a Lebanese restaurant in Beirut. He asks the waiter the location of the washrooms. The waiter points a section towards the end of the restaurant. The Syrian goes there and sees 2 doors. He stands there looking to the first door and then to the second door. He stays there looking to these doors back and forth for 10 minutes, while people go in and come out. Finally the waiter comes and asks the Syrian man, Waiter: Is there a problem sir? Syrian: Well, one of the doors is for people from Damascus (Dames), and the other from Homs (Hommes). I am from Aleppo, so I don't know where to enter?
Thumbs up Outlife!! I love those jokes that are typically Syrians! Hope u like this one:
A Lebanese, a French and a Syrian were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Lebanese said, "Hummus and
Tabboule!!!!!!!. If I get Hummus and Tabboule one more time for lunch
I'm going to jump off this building."
The French opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Cheese and ham
again!!!!! If get cheese and ham one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The Syrian opened his lunch and said, "FALAFEL again. If I get a FALAFEL sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day the Lebanese opened his lunch box, saw Hummus and Tabboule and jumped to his death.
The French opened his lunch, saw a ham and cheese sandwich and jumped too.
The Syrian guy opened his lunch, saw the Falafel and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral the Lebanese wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of Humms and Tabboule, I never would have given it to him again!"
The french wife also wept and said, "I could have given him a salad! I didn't realize he hated ham and cheese sandwiches so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Syrian wife. Hence she said:"Hey,don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch".
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