Old and New Jokes!!!

[Outlife]

When Lebanon Was Created:

On the sixth day, God turned to the Angels and said:
"Today, I am going to create a land called Lebanon, it will be a land of
outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of
snow,beautiful sparky lakes cutting forests full of all kinds of trees,
high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich so to make the inhabitants
prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Lebanese, and they shall be known
as the most friendly people on earth."

"But Lord", asked the Angels, "don't you think you are being too generous
to the lebanese ?

"Not really", replied God, "just wait and see the neighbors I am going to
give them !"

[TonyFPM]

Hehe outlife, eventhough I know this one, but everytime I read it, I lough and lough again :P

[-unknown-]

he he!!
looll outlife!

[Tanios]

In 2001 a man was walking down a street in Beirut. A man walking behind him suddenly pulled out a gun and said, "Gimme all your money, now!"

The victim said, "You can't do this to me! I'm a Syrian!"

The robber thought for a moment, then said, "In that case, gimme all of MY money!"

[Running^Anger]

once there was a syrian immigrant who spent all his life out of syria, once he decided to move back 2 home. he did go 2 syria, as he was getting out of the airport, he found AAAAAAAALL the syrians are running so fast, the whole syrians of the country are running fast..............

so the guy was so amazed and astonished, he stopped one of these people and asked him: Wlak SHooooooooooofeeeeeeeeeee??? the guy answered : Mafyyyyyyyyyyy SHyyyyyyyyyyy, the immigrant asked again: Lakan leeeesh 3am torkdoooooooooo? the guy answered: Balkeee Sar SHyyyyyyyyyyy

[Caron]

There was a contest in Syria about the dumbest city, and of course Homs always gets the first prize.
This year Der ez zowr wanted to beat Homs, so they built a bridge out of no where in the middle of the desert! and they put on it pictures of the presidential family and lights....
The second day! there was Hamasni fishing on it.

[-unknown-]

i've already posted this joke ya caron!

[Caron]

oups!

What about the homsi wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.

What about the homsi wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband told the doctor: bel-sharaf beddak tekhod wahad.

Q: How do you keep a homsi busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of
paper.

I won't do it again -unknown- lol

[Caron]

New items in Damascus duty free shop:

Water proof tea bags
Waterproof towl
One peice jigsaws (puzzle piece)
Inflatable dart board
Underwater hairdryer
Solar powered torch
A book on how to read
A pencil with erasers on both ends

[-unknown-]

mich mechkle ya caron!!

btw, nice jokes ;)!