Old and New Jokes!!!

[beirutiye]

very funny one Quite thunder loooooooool.These are our current leaders "Btobbo faj2a wbiseero zou3ama w hinne ma khasson"

[saharr]

the vactican decided to name Mr renee mouawad as a saint, 2al terik warah 3ajibeh

[Inanna]

Originally Posted by Quite thunder

Originally Posted by saharr

the vactican decided to name Mr renee mouawad as a saint, 2al terik warah 3ajibeh

looooooooooooooooool
these 2 are really funny! i should check this thread more often!

[saharr]

guess what joumblat s cat says all the time ????????
myaw walla 3awww??? la2 3aw! walla myaww!!!!!! mbala mwayy ma hek???

[mount_amel]

1 . Open a newfile in your PC .
2. Name it "Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4 . Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. YourPC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mousebutton firmly....
7 . Feel better?



HAVE A NICE DAY

[Orangina]

Originally Posted by saharr

the vactican decided to name Mr renee mouawad as a saint, 2al terik warah 3ajibeh

Saharr this is the best joke i have ever heard

you made my day

[coralie]

Originally Posted by saharr

the vactican decided to name Mr renee mouawad as a saint, 2al terik warah 3ajibeh

saharr this is the best joke ever i cant stop laughing ! (knowing that i am a big fan of this 3ajibeh )

[Arze]

One day Sipho was enjoying the sun at the beach in South Africa. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"

Sipho answered, "No, I am Sipho."

Another guy came and asked him the same question.

Sipho answered, "No! No! Me Sipho!"

A third one came and asked him the same question again.

Sipho was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw a certain guy soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked,

"Are you Relaxing?"

This guy was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."

Sipho slapped him in his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"

[Arze]

Three guys, one Lebanese, one Syrian, and one Egyptian, are out walking
along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the
Genie.
The Egyptian guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was
a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish
for all eternity".
So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "FOOM" the oceans were teaming with
fish.
The Syrian man was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Syria,
protecting her, so that no one will harm us from Lebanon for all eternity.
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "POOF" there was a huge wall around
Syria.
The Lebanese asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick,
protecting Syria so that nothing can get in or out". The Lebanese man says,
"Fill it up with water".

[coralie]

When a woman says:



"This place is a mess! C'mon!

You and I need to clean up!

Your stuff is lying on the floor

and, you'll have no clothes to wear if we

don't do laundry right now!”



A man hears:



blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW