Old and New Jokes!!!

[Pierre]

loool it a good one;)
kif zabtin 3al add:P
lool

[lebanese_a]

Originally Posted by Tashnag

Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was :


Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?

The survey was a failure.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't now what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

This joke is funny, sad and true!

[German_FPM]

Last week in golf countries: KSA, Kuwait... they invented a new holiday from 3 days?
Does somebody know why?

Stupid one... sorry!

[LeXeU]

Originally Posted by German_FPM

Last week in golf countries: KSA, Kuwait... they invented a new holiday from 3 days?
Does somebody know why?

Stupid one... sorry!

German_FPM,

Is this a joke, or you are being serious about this new holiday? The title of your thread is kind of milseading, too...

[German_FPM]

Originally Posted by LeXeU

German_FPM,

Is this a joke, or you are being serious about this new holiday? The title of your thread is kind of milseading, too...

Is a joke... dont worry...
nothing serious...

[LeXeU]

Originally Posted by German_FPM

Last week in golf countries: KSA, Kuwait... they invented a new holiday from 3 days?
Does somebody know why?

Stupid one... sorry!

Let's see.... does it have to do anything with golf playing? Maybe shopping holiday!!

[German_FPM]

Originally Posted by LeXeU

Let's see.... does it have to do anything with golf playing? Maybe shopping holiday!!

No it have to do with Lebanon...

[myrrh]

hope no one brought this one:

After 35 years of work in postal services, the postman is
preparing for retirement and he is working his last day as a postman.
One family gave him a pen as a gift, another one gave him a key
tab, and when he rings at the third door, the door opens and a
glamorous blonde appears, holds him by his hand, takes him to
the bedroom where they spent two hours in the most crazy sex.
After the shower she feeds him breakfast (eggs with ham and orange juice)
and gives him $5.
During the meal, he was delirious and asks: "Can you explain
all of this to me?!?"
The Blonde says: "Yesterday, I told my husband that our
postman is going to retire and we need to offer him something, and he
replies: '*** him, ... give him 5 dollars!'; the breakfast though was
my idea!!!"

[German_FPM]

Originally Posted by German_FPM

Last week in golf countries: KSA, Kuwait... they invented a new holiday from 3 days?
Does somebody know why?

Stupid one... sorry!

i`ll give u the answer:
It`s

Happy Engineers-Election Day!

[Quite thunder]