Old and New Jokes!!!

[lebanese_a]

Originally Posted by Black Stallion

Bachar Assad goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and Bachar asks him what his name
is?
"Ali".
"And what is your question, Ali?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, why did Syria rules Lebanon for over 15 years?
Second, why you didn't know who kill Hariri if you were the ruler
of Lebanon?
And third, why did you leave Lebanon now?
Just then the bell rings for recess. Bachar al Assad informs the
kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Bachar says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand.
Bachar points him out and asks him what his name is?
"Teddy "
"And what is your question, Teddy?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did Syria rules Lebanon for over 15 years?
Second, Why you didn't know who kill Hariri if you was the ruler
of Lebanon?
And third, why did you leave Lebanon now?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!

And fifth, where is "Ali"?!!

Is this a true story?
lol
great jokes guys keep up the good work

[Diam'S]

Fi mesmar 3emel regime sar dabbous

[Outlife]

Originally Posted by Aounist Forever

Fi mesmar 3emel regime sar dabbous

Great one

[Outlife]

they are offering cake in the parlement u know why ?





Coz Walid.......3ido




the # of Deputies became 127 badal 128 u know why ?




Coz Ahmad ....... Fatfat

[Big_Brother]

Originally Posted by Outlife

they are offering cake in the parlement u know why ?

Coz Walid.......3ido

hehehee, this is hilarious
I can't stop laughing
Outlife, you made my day

[Big_Brother]

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said,
"How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied. "And I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

[Jean]

Originally Posted by Outlife

they are offering cake in the parlement u know why ?





Coz Walid.......3ido




the # of Deputies became 127 badal 128 u know why ?




Coz Ahmad ....... Fatfat

loooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll that's so funny

[Diabolo_7]

Bachar Al Assad visits a primary school and gives a speech. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and Bachar asks him what his name is?
"Ali".
"And what is your question, Ali?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did Syria rules Lebanon for almost 30 years ?
Second, Why you didn't know who kill Hariri if you was the ruler of Lebanon?
And third, why did you leave Lebanon now?

Just then the bell rings for recess. Bachar Al Asad informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Bachar says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time . Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand . Bachar points him out and asks him what his name is?
Elias"
"And what is your question, Elias?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did Syria rules Lebanon for almost 30 years ?
Second, Why you didn't know who kill Hariri if you was the ruler of Lebanon?
Third, why did you leave Lebanon now?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, Where is "Ali"? !!

[sarah_32]

fi wa7ad kein mecheh sar mfak

[Big_Brother]

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."