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i have couple of nice jokes..
1st, kal fi wahad homsi 3atiou 3ilka...........hileh ma ynam illa ma ykhalissa.
2, they had a competition between the inteligence in the world. ever coutry sent their moukhabarat. to find out who is the most intelligente, they will hide a rabbit and whoever finds it first will win. 1rst goes the americans 5 - 10 mins, they came back with the rabbit.
2nd goes the russian 2-3 hours, they came back with the rabbit, 3rd goes the syrian, 1-2-3 days and they never came back. on the 4rth day they see the moubarat lakteen 7mar w3am yidirbou w3am bikouloulou. 3tirif inak arnab wlllaaa.
A homsi officer arrives with a soldier in front of the elevator:
Officer: call the asanser wlaaaaaaaaa
Soldier (took the talkie walkie and calls): "asanser / asanser; asanser / asanser .... baddel"
Officer: Wla 7maar... tlob el-asanser bi-esbaak... Y3ademni yaak ilahi!!
Soldier (Holds his finger in-front of his mouth and calls): "asanser / asanser; asanser / asanser .... baddel"
A homsé captain was teaching the soldiers on a new machine gun that shoots for over 100 meters.
So a smart homsé soldier asked the captain: "sir if he was 50 meters away from me, how would i shoot him??" The captain replied: "u go back 50 meters to make the distance 100 meters and then u shoot him."
Re: New jokes -
31st March 2005
