Old and New Jokes!!!

[Caron]

Guys listen to my story, and if any one can help, please let me know.
When I was in Lebanon, I have collected more than 400 jokes about syrians, that are hellarious, but being in the atmosphere of fear , I dicided to lock the microsoft word document with a password.
I remembered that I have it, and asked my budy to get it from my house and send it via Email. He sent it, and I have it here with me. But the bad news is, I totaly forgot the password, and I tried all what I know to open in, but there was no hope.
Any one can help? No I know why people in Homs and generaly in Syria make such stupid mistakes.
Thanks in case you are gonna help me

[Tanios]

Originally Posted by Caron

I totaly forgot the password.
Any one can help?

Yes, try those: "2445514" or "55541125" or "22114587852" or"hjdsuivfbkjhcdy" or "5387thrmkuh354erjyf"

Does anybody have other ideas of combination in order to help him?

[zefreestykiller]

I have some program that crack such files i never used them ...
send me ur email in a private msg and ill send them to you

[zefreestykiller]

DEAR RECEIVER,

You have just received a SYRIAN Homsi virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced in SYRIA, this is a MANUAL virus.
Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know.
Thank you very much for helping me.

FATTOUM
Hacker

[Lebanon4AllLebanese]

__________________________________________________ ____________

[-unknown-]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

nice ya lebanon4lebanese!!!

[Superman]

loooooooooooooooooool

Great indeed!!!

[Caron]

Originally Posted by outlife

homzi's they are playing on the highway, w ta yokhsar el wa7ad lezim tokhobso el siara 2 times

Reminded me of the news about Syria's prime minister that "commited suicide" they said on the news: HE shot himself 5 bullets in the head!

[METALLICA]

homzi's they are playing on the highway, w ta yokhsar el wa7ad lezim tokhobso el siara 2 times

Speaking of 'smart' games, try this one...
needs 2 or more people: The softest hitter wins.
tell your friend to hit you first, as softly as he/she can, you'll know what to do when it's your turn :)

[Caron]

Originally Posted by Tanios

Yes, try those: "2445514" or "55541125" or "22114587852" or"hjdsuivfbkjhcdy" or "5387thrmkuh354erjyf"

Does anybody have other ideas of combination in order to help him?

Originally Posted by zefreestykiller

I have some program that crack such files i never used them ...
send me ur email in a private msg and ill send them to you

Thank you guys for your help.
I got the password, and you are gonna get the most helarious jokes....

Affriad from the being censord...
Khallasna men el-moukhabarat 3le'na bel-Mamnou3at

What is written on the top of a lader in Homs?
Stop!