Old and New Jokes!!!

[Superman]

Homsi got married. His friends told him, if she's a virgin wave to us, if not shoot her.
So the first night, the homsi waved to his friends, and the second night he shoot her.

[Caron]

Kif bijibou semsom bi-homos?
Bi-fatftou barazek!

[Caron]

Dawret Mizaliyeen bil-tayyara. byeqfez el-zabet, laken el-mizaleh ba bteftah!!!! Houwi wnezel 'chute libre' bichoufe wahad tale3 metel el-saroukh!!! Bi-qellou, wla ana zabet mizallat, minak entaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh?? Bijewbou haydak, Ana zabet alghaaam!

[Superman]

Very very funny caron.

Bta3rfo leich el 7omsé bikhaf yifta7 ghata el moteur taba3 el siyyara??
Bikhaf y3addou kléb el bittariyyé.

[Caron]

listen to this tazzzi
A plain crashed over a cemetary in Homs!
They heard the event on the news saying: "sqout ta2ira fawqa madafen Homs, nataja 3anha 700 qatil wa-ba3ad al-jarha!

[Superman]

A plain crashed over a cemetary in Homs!
They heard the event on the news saying: "sqout ta2ira fawqa madafen Homs, nataja 3anha 700 qatil wa-ba3ad al-jarha!

Its hilarious that one too, there's one about a2wa la33ib ghammida bi 7oms but i forgot it.

[Outlife]

homzi's they are playing on the highway, w ta yokhsar el wa7ad lezim tokhobso el siara 2 times

[Kain]

Originally Posted by tazzzi

there's one about a2wa la33ib ghammida bi 7oms but i forgot it.

It goes like this; they're digging a very very very deep hole in Homs, so they find a squeletton hidden in some sort of cave with a little inscription : malak el ghammida

[Superman]

loooooooool, yeah thats the one kain, thanks a lot.

[Caron]

Why all the Syrian high officers are from al-assad's clan?
Here's an example:
At the entry test for the military acadamy this kind of questions is posed to Alawiyeen (Assad's clan): "Between 1939 & 1949 a big war took place in the world, what is it?"
And this kind of questions is asked to all others: "Between 1939 & 1945 World war II took place, name the victims!"