When hariri died, he went to the heaven, but he heard a voice screaming from the hell..from the heaven, hariri looked at the hell and saw hafez l asad...hafez asked hariri :"heyyy hariri what are you doing here??
hariri answered" Ask your son Bashar" :P
marra wa7ad akkal sa7en kbir fassolya!!!
w toli3 bel siyyara w sakkar el 2ezeiz! w ballach yi darrit!
wossil 3a 7ajez soure! 2eim 2allo el soure: fta7 el choubak!!
haydak sta7a ma kein baddo yefta7!
reji3 2allo el soure: fta7 el choubak!
2eim fat7 el zalame!!
2eim soure cham el ri7a w 2al: mmmmmmmmmm ha2zi ra2i7at bladi!
WHAT ARE YOU???????????????????I AM LEBANESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is Syrian.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Syrian too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Sana`e has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Syrian." replied Sana`e "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Lebanese," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Sana`e why she is a Lebanese.
Well, my mom and dad are Lebanese, so I'm a Lebanese too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Sana`e, "I'd be a Syrian."
Re: New jokes -
16th March 2005
