Old and New Jokes!!!

[Souriez]

HEY guys did you notice that there are some jokes that we cannot say about the Syrians anymore!
Like this one:
A Japanese, An American A Lebanese & A Syrian were on boat.
The boat was too loaded so the captain asks to through things in the sea so it gets lighter and be saved from sinking.
The American through his computer and a bag full of dollar bills! every one goes: man that is crazzy, how do you through that?? He replies, We got a lot of it in the USA.
The Japanese throughs a stereo system, and some other electronics, the same every one says man how do u through that..... he says we got plenty of it in Japan!
The Lebanese through the Syrian!! They go how come you through him!! He says we have a lot of them in Lebabon..

[Outlife]

un etudiant francais tombe amoureux fou de sa prof d'anglais et lui declare: " i zink aille am filing in love ouidyou,douillou zink it is possibol crackwidiou dis ivening"?
elle: " With u never"
Lui: Euh, d'accord never,never et demi?

[coralie]

C'est l'histoire d'un couple âgé qui était étendu dans le lit un soir...
Le mari allait s'endormir, mais l'épouse se sentait plutôt romantique et avait d'autres intentions...
Elle lui dit: " Tu avais l'habitude de me tenir la main quand nous étions plus jeunes "
Le mari s'étira la main et la lui tena, mais il ne voulait que s'endormir toujours...
Elle lui rajouta : " Et de plus, tu avais l'habitude de m'embrasser"
Un peu irrité, il s'approcha et lui donna un petit bec sur la joue et se retourna pour se rendormir.
Un peu plus tard, elle lui dit: "Et parfois tu aimais bien me mordiller dans le cou "
Soudainement, le mari repoussa les couvertures et se leva précipitamment...
Surprise, elle lui demanda ou il allait ?
Il répondit... "Chercher mes dents…"

[coralie]

Originally Posted by -unknown-

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm coralie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bass n'ai pas peur nous les hommes on ne mettera meme pas de cheque;)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm -unknown-mmmmmmmmmmm

je t'assure je n'ai ocune peur pour les HOMMES!!!!! ...lol...... mais ossi certaine que vous n'en mettrez pas de cheque ===> c parceque vous n'avez pas le pragnmatisme des femme

[Caron]

An American Jewish man asked the waiter in a Mexican restaurant:
"Are there any Mexican Jews in here?"
and the waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks".
He returned from the kitchen and said:
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE!!! We have orange Jews, tomato Jews, apple Jews, but no on ever hear of Mexican Jews!"

[Outlife]

A homsi called the airport
homsi: hi can i know how many time it took from homes to london
recep: ok ... one minute .....
homsi : ok thank u bye

[Superman]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, finally u posted it outlife, loooooool

[TonyFPM]

lool, this joke was said by bassmat watan during the Tabarja festival :D So funny :D

[Superman]

Yeah we know tony, but i was giving outlife a hard time to post it and finally he did :DDD

[TonyFPM]

Yes I know, asslan we agreed that day in Safra that Outlife should post it :P