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Default Re: New jokes - 28th April 2005

The same homssy guy, returned to Homoss and was telling his friends about his trip to France and how much the Frensh are great and genious people!! He says can you immagine that a 5 years old child: "byehki frensaawi bolbol!!"
he continiuos, the girl I was dating, knew without that I tell her what i work in Homoss!!
His friends were astonished, and they asked him how?!?
He goes: "We were having dinner at my Lebanese friend restaurant; she first draw me a cup... I was so smart to know that she wants wine and I got her wine, she was glad and smiled, then she draw a plate with meat, so I ot her a steak. After that she draw a bed! I still don't know how she knew that I worked a MNAJJED in Homoss!!
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Default Re: New jokes - 29th April 2005

can someone tell me kif b7ott display pic?
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Default Re: New jokes - 30th April 2005

meghwar.. scroll up this page, on the top left side you'll find User CP, click on it, once the new page loads click on Edit Avatar then either select one of the available pictures or upload/link to your own avatar.
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Default Re: New jokes - 30th April 2005

here's one:

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day! You could REALLY learn something from this one!" The husband looked at her and said, "Well why don't you go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."
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Default Re: New jokes - 30th April 2005

God told Adam " I could create you a partner, that will always adore you, serve you, never be angry and treat you as a King, the only problem is that you must give up an arm and a leg for it"

Adam "No way - what can I get for a rib!"

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Default Re: Five differences between E.T & Syrian: - 30th April 2005

1- E.T looked better

2- E.T learned 2 communicate

3- E.T came ALONE

4- E.T had his own f...... bike

5- & E.T wanted 2 go home
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Default Re: New jokes - 30th April 2005

Le mois dernier, un sondage a ete mené à l'échelle mondiale par l'ONU.
La question était : "Veuillez, s'il-vous-plait, donner honnêtement votre opinion sur d'éventuelles solutions à la pénurie de nourriture dans le reste du monde".

Le sondage fut un échec retentissant:

En Afrique, personne ne comprit ce que signifiait "nourriture".
En Europe de l'Est, personne ne comprit ce que signifiait "honnêtement".
En Europe de l'Ouest, personne ne comprit ce que signifiait "pénurie".
En Chine, personne ne comprit ce que signifiait "opinion".
Au Moyen-Orient, personne ne comprit ce que signifiait "solution".
En Amérique du Sud, personne ne comprit ce que signifiait "s'il-vous-plait".
Aux Etats-Unis, personne ne comprit ce que signifiait "le reste du monde".
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Il était une fois un homme très avare qui avait travaillé toute sa vie et épargné son argent. Il aimait l'argent plus que tout et juste avant de mourir il dit à sa femme :
- Lorsque je mourrai, je veux que tu mettes tout mon argent dans le cercueil avec moi, ce sera pour ma vie après la mort.
Bien à contrecœur, sa femme lui fit le serment de mettre tout son argent dans le cercueil avec lui.
Peu de temps après, il mourut. Au cimetière, il était étendu dans son cercueil entouré de quelques amis, membres de sa famille et de son épouse toute de noir vêtue. Comme la cérémonie se terminait et juste avant que le cercueil soit refermé et porté en terre, l'épouse dit :
- Attendez une minute !
Elle prit alors une boite qu'elle déposa dans le cercueil avec son époux. Les préposés firent alors descendre le cercueil dans la fosse. Un ami lui dit alors :
- Écoute bien, j'espère que tu as été assez intelligente pour ne pas mettre tout son argent dans le cercueil avec lui comme il t'avait demandé ?
- Bien sur, je suis une bonne chrétienne et je ne puis revenir sur la parole faite à un mourant de mettre son argent avec lui dans le cercueil.
Et elle ajouta :
- Je lui ai fait un CHEQUE…

Moralité :
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Ne jamais sous-estimer l'intelligence et le pragmatisme d'une femme
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Default Re: New jokes - 30th April 2005

coralie nice jokes!
[quote]Ne jamais sous-estimer l'intelligence et le pragmatisme d'une femme[quote]
true!
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Default Re: New jokes - 1st May 2005

Still no jokes are compared to 3ammo outlife :PP
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