Old and New Jokes!!!

[Outlife]

A Homsi went to Lebanon to go shopping. He went to a store and said, "Do you have 'Beirut-boo'?". The clerk replied "Sorry, I've never heard of it". So he went into a second store and asked, "Do you have 'Beirut-boo'?". The clerk again replied "Sorry, I've never heard of it." The Homsi said "What do you mean don't 'Beirut-boo'. How do you wash your hair? In Syria we have 'Chem-boo'!!!" :)

[Outlife]

It was announced that two Internet companies, Netcom and Yahoo, will merge to form one company. The name of the new company will be called "Net-n-Yahoo" !!!

[Outlife]

Q:a homsi became president of an orphanage. what was the first thing he did?
A: a parent's meeting

A Homsi cancelled an appointment with his doctor because his was sick...

[TonyFPM]

Outlife, keep some cool jokes to the meeting on saturday :D

[Outlife]

bensiyon ya tony

[Superman]

Make sure u don't outlife :PPP

[Outlife]

A Homsi wanted to cut the ocean swimming..after he cut nearly 3/4 the ocean he felt very tired , so he changed his mind, and turned back.

[Outlife]

There was a German, an American and a Homsi on death row. The Warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1) to be shot, 2) to be hung, 3) to be injected with the AIDS virus. The German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom...He was dead instantly). The American said, "Just hang me." (Snap...He was dead). The Homsi said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff". They gave him his first shot and he fell down laughing, the guards looked at each other and The Homsi said "give me another one of those shots" , so the guards did, now he was laughing so hard he almost peed in his pants. Finally the Warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The Homsi replied, "You guys are so stupid. I'm wearing a condom!"

[Superman]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool outlife.

HILARIOUS!!!!

[coralie]

LE PROGRAMME D'UN PARTI POLITIQUE !!! VOYEZ COMME CELA RESSEMBLE DE TRES PRES A CERTAIN PROGRAMMES DE CHEZ NOUS ...

Tout un programme: À lire attentivement...

Dans notre parti politique, nous accomplissons ce que nous promettons.
Seuls les imbéciles peuvent croire que
nous ne lutterons pas contre la corruption.
Parce que, il y a quelque chose de certain pour nous:
L'honnêteté et la transparence sont fondamentales pour atteindre nos idéaux.
Nous démontrons que c'est une grande stupidité de croire que
les mafias continueront à faire partie du gouvernement comme par le passé.
Nous assurons, sans l'ombre d'un doute, que
la justice sociale sera le but principal de notre mandat.
Malgré cela, il y a encore des gens stupides qui s'imaginent que
l'on puisse continuer à gouverner
avec les ruses de la vieille politique.
Quand nous assumerons le pouvoir, nous ferons tout pour que
soit mis fin aux situations privilégiées et au trafic d'influences
nous ne permettrons d'aucune façon que
nos enfants meurent de faim
nous accomplirons nos desseins même si
les réserves économiques se vident complètement
nous exercerons le pouvoir jusqu'à ce que
vous aurez compris qu'à partir de maintenant
nous sommes le parti libéral fédéral, la "nouvelle politique".
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C'est surprenant!!!