Old and New Jokes!!!

[Outlife]

-"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way.

"So why not today? Please!"

"OK, but listen carefully."

"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom.

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad
finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too
late
to cancel or delete, ...nine months later we ended up with a virus."

[Superman]

homsi #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
homsi #2: "No, who wrote it?"
What about the homsi wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.

Hilarious outlife hilarious...

[Souriez]

Originally Posted by Caron

Can you please explain me what is story behind Slaymen Being Patrirch and Pope, I didn't get it yet...

WALAWWWWW 7ada yehki kelmi, & explain it to him.... and to us!!!

[-unknown-]

hehe souriez,

btw, c'est gentil de mettre en signature des phrases ke j'ai di!!

lol je deconne!

[El-Meghwar]

[b]kif 3erfo anno sourya 2atalet 7ariri??
ejo el 7masne 3azzo fi 2abl ma met[quote]

[El-Meghwar]

ley wa2ta ysir fi saba2 be sourya beyn el 7mar wel 7san byerba7 el 7marr????
la2anno 3a 2ardo w beyn joumhouro

[TonyFPM]

Once, ken fi 7omse 3al tari2. So betde2ello his wife w bet 2ello: Ntebih, 3am bi 2oulo 3al TV 2enno fi wa7ad habile meche bi 3akes l ser. Alla wa7ad bass, fi chi miyye hone 3al tari2 :P

[Superman]

Once, ken fi 7omse 3al tari2. So betde2ello his wife w bet 2ello: Ntebih, 3am bi 2oulo 3al TV 2enno fi wa7ad habile meche bi 3akes l ser. Alla wa7ad bass, fi chi miyye hone 3al tari2 :P

Hehehehe, chou are they going to a demo??

[TonyFPM]

No man, it's that he was the stupid one yalli meche bi 3akes l ser.

[copter7]

ok guys, these are some american jokes (aw 7zazir)

In a funk, these should pep you up~~~~~~~~~~~

1. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids

7. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire? Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast
Beef.

15. Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Location Of The
Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt
Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? A Bad
Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's
Gonna Lose A Trailer