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If this one was already posted, please delete it!! Ok??

Dissertation :

POUR UNE COMPOSITION DE FRANCAIS, LE SUJET ÉTAIT :

'ABORDEZ, DE LA MANIERE LA PLUS CONCISE POSSIBLE, LES TROIS DOMAINES SUIVANTS:

1 . RELIGION.
2 . SEXUALITÉ
3 . MYSTERE.

LA COPIE LA PLUS COURTE A REÇU 20/20:


'MON DIEU, JE SUIS ENCEINTE, MAIS DE QUI ?'
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Well well well...
Here it comes the joke of the week...
Did anyvody watch the LBC report about the presidential election, which passed twice on bikell Jour2a (BTW, I don't watch the program but I heard that sentence-joke by MISTAKE...)??

Well... the "reader journalist" said that the journalists called Mrs and Mr Geagea... Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt....

7aram Brad... Hope that he doesn't and will never UNDERSTAND arabic... Poor Brad...

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OTV decided when broadcasting LIVE to remove the LIVE word and replace it with : "hala2 tnee".


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حمصي شاف لافتة مكتوب عليها مزرعة أبقار

سأل راعي المزرعة كيف تزرعون البقر؟؟

قاله الراعي باستعباط : نرش سكر ويطلع بقر

راح الحمصي ثاني يوم ورش سكر

رجع ثاني يوم شاف النمل متجمعين

قال : شو حلوين البقر وهم صغار
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Well well well...
Here it comes the joke of the week...
Did anyvody watch the LBC report about the presidential election, which passed twice on bikell Jour2a (BTW, I don't watch the program but I heard that sentence-joke by MISTAKE...)??

Well... the "reader journalist" said that the journalists called Mrs and Mr Geagea... Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt....

7aram Brad... Hope that he doesn't and will never UNDERSTAND arabic... Poor Brad...

HUH ???? after the shock comes the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOL . someone need to check his eyes
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Well well well...
Here it comes the joke of the week...
Did anyvody watch the LBC report about the presidential election, which passed twice on bikell Jour2a (BTW, I don't watch the program but I heard that sentence-joke by MISTAKE...)??

Well... the "reader journalist" said that the journalists called Mrs and Mr Geagea... Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt....

7aram Brad... Hope that he doesn't and will never UNDERSTAND arabic... Poor Brad...

looollll hmm lets play a game and locate the difference between the two pics .let us start by the eyes can you find the mistake
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looollll hmm lets play a game and locate the difference between the two pics .let us start by the eyes can you find the mistake
one pair of eyes is innocent, the other is criminal??
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Well well well...
Here it comes the joke of the week...
Did anyvody watch the LBC report about the presidential election, which passed twice on bikell Jour2a (BTW, I don't watch the program but I heard that sentence-joke by MISTAKE...)??

Well... the "reader journalist" said that the journalists called Mrs and Mr Geagea... Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt....

7aram Brad... Hope that he doesn't and will never UNDERSTAND arabic... Poor Brad...


Well, from the looks of it, Brad Pitt minna w fina

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واحد اتجوز وحدة ...وبعد أربع شهور ونص خلفت ولد




سألها هالولد كيف أجه ونحنا متزوجين من أربع شهور ونص ؟؟؟

قالت له أنت متزوجني من ايمتا ؟؟


قال من أربع شهور ونص


قالت له وأنا متزوجتك من ايمتا ؟؟


قال من أربع شهور ونص


قالتله هيك بيصيرو 9 شهور


قال الزوج....أخ هلا ارتحت ..خليتيني شك فيكي
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Marcel et Georges , qui ne s'étaient pas vus depuis longtemps , se rencontrent .
' Alors , Georges , comment ça va ? Et ton fils , que devient-il ??'
' Tout va bien Marcel , mon fils a un bon métier , il est professeur de logique .'
' Professeur de logique ???? ça consiste en quoi ? '
' Je vais essayer de t'expliquer . Si je me souviens bien , tu possèdes un aquarium ?'
' Oui , c'est vrai ! '
' Ok , si tu as un aquarium , c'est que tu aimes les poissons . Si tu aimes les poissons , c'est que tu aimes la nature . Si tu aimes la nature , c'est que tu aimes les fleurs . Si tu aimes les fleurs , c'est que tu aimes la vie . Si tu aimes la vie , c'est que tu aimes les femmes . Si tu aimes les femmes , c'est que tu n'est pas pédé . Voilà, en fait c'est ça la logique . As-tu bien compris ? ...'
' euhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!! oui, j'ai tout compris ....'
Ils se disent au revoir
Quelques jours après , Marcel rencontre son vieux copain René.
' Salut , René , j'ai rencontré Georges , l'autre jour . Son fils travaille , il a un bon métier , il est prof de logique .'
' Et c'est quoi prof de logique ?'
' Je prends un exemple . As-tu un aquarium ? '
' Non '
' Et bien c'est que tu es pédé ! C'est LOGIQUE !!!!'
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