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Outlife

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nice one

Outlife

DEAR RECEIVER,

You have just received a SYRIAN virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced
in SYRIA, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself
and send this mail to everyone you know.

Thank you very much for helping me.

Outlife

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A HOMSI BUSY ALL DAY??
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Q: How do you make a homsi laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: Why did the homsi stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: How do you keep a homsi busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: Why can't homsis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the homsi try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: What do you call a homsi in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: Why did the homsi take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

-unknown-

he he outlife!

keep posting ;)!!!

RAY OF OMEGA

1)marra wa7ad ken 3am bi sou2 w 3am byouja3o rasso em wousel 3ala 7ajez soure, allo l soure shou bek , allo l lebnene 3am byouja3ne rasse , em jablo l soure soura w 7attallo yehab eddem rasso em sa7 l lebnene w allo shou hay l soura , allo l soure hay souret bashar l assad , em allo l lebnene fi 3endak menna te7mile!!!!

2)ken fi wa7ad bi hotel bi 7oms , talab el service w allo : two tea to room two .
em l service ttassal bel matbakh w allon plz: ta tam ta ram ta!!!

RAY OF OMEGA

ken fi marra wa7ad soure w lebnene w wa7ad amerkene , baddon yfouto yta3mo l khnezir .
fet l amerkene ma 2eder ye7temel l ri7a, l lebnene nafs el shi, fet el soure , tol3o l khnezir!!!!!!

cedarheart

During and after the elections of the New Pope, Sleiman Frangieh's supporters were chanting:

"INTA EL BABA YA SLAYMAN"

Outlife

The 7-up company began running a new promotion in the Middle East. They were
giving away instant prizes by getting the winning bottle cap. When the Homsi
bought a bottle of 7-up he lifted his bottle cap and it read "Sorry, please try again!"
When the Homsi read this, he proceeded to put the cap back on the bottle and try
twisting it off again. To his surprise, the cap said the same thing.

Outlife

homsi #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
homsi #2: "No, who wrote it?"
What about the homsi wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
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homsi: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
homsi: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get
a different answer."
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A homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute,
he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.

Caron

Quote:

Originally Posted by cedarheart

During and after the elections of the New Pope, Sleiman Frangieh's supporters were chanting:

"INTA EL BABA YA SLAYMAN"

Can you please explain me what is story behind Slaymen Being Patrirch and Pope, I didn't get it yet...
Thanks man