Old and New Jokes!!!

[Kain]

1- Pourquoi les libanais sont-ils un peuple supérieur?
Parce que même le plus con d'entre eux est président de république.

2- Une marque de préservatifs a lancé son nouveau modèle: "Bachar" pour l'homme qui ne sait pas se retirer à temps.

:)
Sorry for the french, but I didn't know how to translate them in english...

[TonyFPM]

Pope's health deteriorating. Vatican council unanimously nominate PATRIARCH Sleiman Frangieh II as successor...
Inta el BABA ya Sleiman, Inta el BABA ya Sleiman!!!

[PhoenixResurrection]

you are so mean lol

[Superman]

From patriarch to pope, looooool tony.

[Chrysostomos]

Mouzahaghat min hon mouzahaghat min honik, shi mish mni7.BAghqui al ghazil li tghezal ala ghafik kab bomb, shou bisigh?... ana ma kent 3am besba7 kent bel jakouzi

[Iskandar]

Sorry for the arabic:

wihdeh libneiniyeh wa2afit 3a 7ajiz sooreh, bi2illah il sooreh: "shoo ismeeeekkk?"
"Ana ismeh Mademoiselle Layla."
"Shoo ya3neee mademoiselllleee?"
"Mademoiselle ya3neh manneh mitjawzeh."
"Ah! Eh marhabah! Ana ismi mademoiselle Mahmoud."

[Fragrance of Roses]

LOL! General Dave! Ma 7ada saba2ak 3leiha!!!! Mahdoumi kteer hal Nikti!!!!

[Lobnan_Awalan]

When hariri died, he went to the heaven, but he heard a voice screaming from the hell..from the heaven, hariri looked at the hell and saw hafez l asad...hafez asked hariri :"heyyy hariri what are you doing here??
hariri answered" Ask your son Bashar" :P

[Chrysostomos]

Originally Posted by AbirWard

LOL! General Dave! Ma 7ada saba2ak 3leiha!!!! Mahdoumi kteer hal Nikti!!!!

mbala saba2ouneh 3laya....i got it as an sms on my mobile phone;)

[Lobnan_Awalan]

sorry for opening a new thread about jokes, i didn't pay attention that u already have opened it..here are the 2 jokes that i have already posted them there
1- why does lahoud use double layer toilet paper??

because he has to send a copy of everything to bashar

2-quel est le moment preferé du president?
quand il met de l'huile a bronzer car c'est le seul moment ou il est brillant