MEN! what r u thinking??!!

[MissLaymoune]

Honestly. With all due respect, love, and admiration, sometimes we just don't get you. Would it kill you to tell us how you feel once in a while? How many times do we have to go, "Notice anything new?" before you realize we've done something interesting with our hair? Why do you take so many insane risks? And what's with the road rage? We are asking u smart, funny, surprisingly men to clear up these :D

[SISCO]

Originally Posted by MissLaymoune

Honestly. With all due respect, love, and admiration, sometimes we just don't get you. Would it kill you to tell us how you feel once in a while? How many times do we have to go, "Notice anything new?" before you realize we've done something interesting with our hair? Why do you take so many insane risks? And what's with the road rage? We are asking u smart, funny, surprisingly men to clear up these :D

I advise you to read this book "Men are from Mars and Women from Venus" !!

It's quite good and you could find your answers.

[METALLICA]

What is that "thinking" you speak of?

[Hye4Lebanon]

Allow me to respond


DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

• 40-ish - 49
• Adventurous - Slept with everyone
• Athletic - No boobies
• Average looking - Ugly
• Beautiful - Pathological liar
• Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
• Emotionally secure - On medication
• Feminist - Fat
• Free spirit - Junkie
• Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
• Fun - Annoying
• New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
• Open-minded - Desperate
• Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
• Passionate - Sloppy drunk
• Professional - Bitch
• Voluptuous - Very Fat
• Large frame - Hugely Fat
• Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay


And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

[TayyarBeino]

Honestly. With all due respect, love, and admiration, sometimes we just don't get you. (you tell me)Would it kill you to tell us how you feel once in a while? How many times do we have to go, "Notice anything new?" before you realize we've done something interesting with our hair? Why do you take so many insane risks? And what's with the road rage? We are asking u smart, funny, surprisingly women to clear up these :D

same feelings here !!

[Hye4Lebanon]

I think MissLaymoune is a man trapped in a woman's body.

Come out Come out where ever you are...

[MissLaymoune]

hehehe nice replies all of u :) "Men are from mars women from venus" is quite intresting , ive made a presentation abt it. i fully understand guys , sure not 100% , but im able to detect usually wut they want :) but i thought it wud be more fun if u guyz told us vividly wut u think and how u do it :P

Hyeforlebanon ur reply is truly funny and real ...

Metallica dont take it 2 personal :)


TayyarBeina girls r so simple once u understand that for them lil details counts :)
( and i think we dont have a road rage issue! :P and we noticed when u have ur hair cut ! :P & we dont take many insane risks , dont u agree??)

[lady_forever]

I think that we are a bit complicated that is why guys at times don't understand us our mood swings and make them feel puzzled..with all respect to girls but that is how i feel at times

[Faithful]

We are both complicated but each one 3ala tari2to .... the important thing is to learn how to communicate with each other and how to accept each other's differences .... we ladies are more interesting in details ... men are different .... should we hate them for that ?? akid la2 ... they dont have the same way of thinking .... but with time they can learn how we would like to be treated and what makes us happy .... and we will do the same.... it will take time but it can be done if both are willing to do it and if both are in love with each other.

[TonyFPM]

Why you guys/girls are sexist sometimes. 2enno there are men like this and men like that, and there are girls like this and girls like that. U cannot say all men are this and all women are that. And when to person fall in love for each others, they will do evtg to please each others, and when not, wala alla. So don't complicate your lives and go find for your soulmate, and if the so-called soulmate is behaving in a very arrogant way, than he probably won't be the one, go look for someone else, because he's not sharing the same feelings with U.