Hilarious Status Lines and T-shirt quotes

[joe tayyar]

[shevchenco]

[Lebanesegirl]

بدأت الحكومة تشعر بالطلّق ... نأمل ألاّ يكون حَبَل كذّاب

looooool! One of my friends on facebook wrote this.

[habnemr]

check this one out, this is from a T Shirt i bought

"I DONT NEED SEX, THE GOVERNMENT FUCKS ME EVERYDAY"

[Abou-Eddie]

i bought a racehorse called my face, it never won but it was funny to hear the women in the crowd shout COME ON MY [...]

[Lebanesegirl]

نائب زهرة, وزير وردة و قائد شتلة

lol!!

[Armenian]

I'M IN A BAND- SHOW ME YOUR T!TS

Yes, I was in a band, and I used to wear this t-shirt during most of my gigs. LOL

Thank you!!

[Abou-Eddie]

laughing at the dyslexic pimp who bought a "Warehouse"