Hilarious Status Lines and T-shirt quotes

[shevchenco]

Layyouss'

وزارة الصحة تحذّر وزارة الزراعة من مضرّة التدخين

[lady_forever]

Originally Posted by shevchenco

Layyouss'

وزارة الصحة تحذّر وزارة الزراعة من مضرّة التدخين

hmmm that sounds pretty good..maybe trying to threaten agriculture ministery not to grow tobacco..lol..or maybe they only care about them..

[mickey117]

قباض منو...وعتيني ياهن

[freelebanonn]

if u think nobody cares if your alive try missing a couple of payments.

on night i looked up at the beautiful starts and began to think.... where the heck is my roof?

i've noticed that everybody who is for abortion has already been born

if at first u dont succeed , skydiving is not for you

i've lost my teddy would you sleep with me?

i like cats but i cant eat a whole one.

etc..

[Nayla]

اعلن عزوفي عن الترشح للإنتخابات النيابية وذلك لعدم توفر المال لدي من اجل اعطاء كرتونة إعاشه عن روح الشهيد وتنكة زيت حلو اصلي و 400 دولار اميركي

[Nayla]

min halla2 3am 2ilkon yale bukra bya3mol fiye kizbet awal nisen eh walla la *********** tooooooooooooooooooooot :P

[Jerry]

i am f***ing busy and vice versa

[Faithful]

This is one of my friend's message:

Can you believe it ????...I am online ... Limarra wa7ida fakat, 7atta el sa3a 19h00 tawkit Beyrouth

[Orion]

Originally Posted by Faithful

This is one of my friend's message:

Can you believe it ????...I am online ... Limarra wa7ida fakat, 7atta el sa3a 19h00 tawkit Beyrouth

This is either yours or watani's message

[e_khoury]

just read it:

لو خيرونى بين عمري والموت في هواك لااخترت قبر صغير بين شفتاك