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[Dry Ice]

Dear Friend.

I hope that this mail will not be an embarrassment to you, let me introduce my Self I am Ahmed Gumel the first son of Late Alh.Mohammed Gumel of Mali who was assassinated by his political opponent.

My father was a politician and also a business man when he was alife,he has coffee and cocoa farm, my father's farm produce coffee and cocoa in a large Quantity which he use to export to western world.
After the death of my farther i took over to run the farm and his other Business as the first son.

I have been running all his business in a good Condition also i have been exporting coffee and cocoa to western world as my father use to do. Now I want to invest with you or in your company as a partner, also i will be shipping this two product to you for sale. if I invest with you, you will be Taking care of the investment.

I want to have you as a foreign partner. Please if you are interested to work with me i advice you to send your private telephone or mobile number so that i will call you and explain toyou more on how the investment will be carried on. I wait for your urgent response.
Thanks for your co-operation.
Remain bless.
Ahmed.
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Cher ami.

J'espère que ce mai ne sera pas un embarras à toi, m'a laissé présentent mon individu que je suis Ahmed Gumel le premier fils de défunt Alh.Mohammed Gumel du Mali qui a été assassiné par son adversaire politique.

Mon père était un politicien et également un homme d'affaires, il a la ferme de café et de coco, le café et le cocoa de produit de la ferme de mon père dans une grande quantité qu'il emploient pour exporter vers le monde occidental. Après que la mort de mon plus lointain j'ait succédé pour courir la ferme et ses autres affaires en tant que premier fils.

J'avais couru toutes ses affaires en bon état également que j'avais exporté le café et le cacoa vers le monde occidental en tant que mon utilisation de père de faire. Maintenant je veux investir avec toi ou à votre compagnie en tant qu'associé, également j'embarquerai ce produit deux à toi en vente. si j'investis avec toi, vous prendrez soin de l'investissement.

Je veux vous avoir en tant qu'associé étranger. Svp si vous êtes intéressés de travailler avec moi le conseil d'I vous pour envoyer votre téléphone privé ou nombre mobile de sorte que je vous appelle et explique le toyou davantage sur la façon dont l'investissement sera continué. J'attends votre urgent response.

Merci pour votre coopération.
Rester bénissent.
Ahmed

[Dry Ice]

From: NASIR MUSTAPHA [mailto:grivas@pampano.unacar.mx]
Sent: Wednesday, November 19, 2008 12:20
To: "undisclosed-recipients:"@imss2.unacar.mx
Subject: :FREE:ASALAMAEIKUM!


Asalamaleikum,Dear brother blessings and greetings of Allah(stw)the most merciful and munificent be upon you.I am Mustapha Nasir oduware,a21years old burmese,who was rendered homeless and an orphan by the last catastrophic typhoon that hit burma, my country.my life has been a sorry state since then,i moved to mynamar,with an aunt moved with to mynamar,lost her husband,because of the grief of our loss to the typhoon.Another aunt of mine is a Vietnemese resident,so she has just successfully moved us to vietnam,the problem is we barely suvive with the hostility,we face beacause of the way our embittered brothers,are expressing themselves all over the world(im a muslim),things are so hard.i have dropped out of school and i have to do menial jobs to support my aunt and her 3 little kids(she is a divorcee)I beseech you sir,in the name of Allah(stw)to plea

[freelebanonn]

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[Dry Ice]

-----Original Message-----
From: Wills Donald [mailto:willsdonald84@yahoo.com.co]
Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2008 11:44
Subject: THANKS FOR REPLYING

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- Your kind attention please, I seek your assistance in clearing the sum of £36.5M which has been dormant in our vaults in the Past years.The said funds were deposited by Late Mr.Colin Morley, who died in the 7 July 2005 London bombings were a series of coordinated bomb blasts that hit London's public transport system during the morning rush hour. Once cleared, 20% will be for you and we are to donate certain percentage to help charities through you. ! kindly reply immediately with the under listed details: 1. Name and address. 2. Direct Telephone/mobile and fax numbers. 3. Age and occupation. Upon your response I shall then provide you with more details. Thanks & God Bless You. Regards, Donald Williams

[Dry Ice]

-----Original Message-----
From: Google Promo [mailto:p.promo010@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2008 14:17
Subject: GOOGLE INTERNATIONAL LOYALTY REWARD PROMO WINNING NOTIFICATION !!

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FROM:MRS JOY GABON
TEL:+27-834389895
Fax+27-115075313
CONTACT EMAIL:joygabon@hotmail.com
FAMILY LETTER

ATTEN:CEO/DIRECTOR
DEAR

This may appear a bit surprising to you but very beneficial;As a matter of urgency, i am desparatel looking for a foriegn partner whom i can trust to handle some investment or fund movement. I am MRS.JOY GABON wife of late MR.GABON JOHN MARTINS, who was murdered by the Zimbabwean veterans and sponsored assasins of the tyrant Robert Mugabe.

I write to solicit for your special assistance to a family shattered by atyrannical government led by a dictator and his(ZANU-PF) ruling party- president Robert Mugabe.Because of land and farm land crisis in Zimbabwe, the government secretly sponsored the war veterans and some irrate party members to disposess the land being occupied by white farmers. This action has led to the killing of some members of opposition party...The MDC including my husband(MR.GABON JOHN MARTINS), who did do not support this ill-fated action.
But before the death of my husband, he anticipated some dangers and so he deposited the sum of US$15.4m(Fifteen million four hundered Thousand United States Dollars)in the name of our only son MR LOUIS at a reputable security company in South Africa with the intention of using to open fertilizer manufacturing company among other companies in our neighbouring country (Swaziland )after his university education.

On the war veterans and some supporters of (ZANU-PF)ruling party trooped into our compound and axed him(my husband)to death.Since then, they have been terrorizing my only son, LOUIS , but he managed to escape to a neighbouring country, South Africa as a political asylum seeker (refugee).

I and my two daughters are right now in the Republic of South Africa as Assylum refugees because of the social political and economic crises in my country (Zimbabwe) which detoriates everyday by day especially AFTER THIS RECENT VISIT OF THE U.S PRESIDENT G.W.BUSH TO AFRICA AND CONDERMED THE MUGABE'S REGIME.
Also, there is massive arrest and five years detainsion of all the protestants and the MDC supporters as ordered by President Robert Mugabe.

Conseqently, our status/position here in South Africa does not permit us to open an account or run any huge financial business.

That is why I want this fund to be transferred out of Africa continent (BEFORE IT IS FROOZEN BY THE ROARING LION of the tyrant Robert Mugabe's regime) into your private/company account so that you will assist us to invest it in your country.
But before we continue in this transaction, we would have to sign an AGREEMENT for our protection and rights.

Also, i wish to inform you that this transaction is NOT A CHILD'S PLAY and it is 100% REAL AND RISK FREE and been assisted by an international business law firm based here in South Africa and we are looking forward to employing the services of another law firms in USA to prove its transparency and legitimacy and avoid all any interception by the internal, international and multi-national monetary bodies.

Hence,if you agree to assist us, we will offer you 20% of the money for your assistance, 10% will be for the possible expenses incurred in the process of this transaction, while 70% will be for our family investment(s) in your country through your assistance.
I need your urgent and confidential response.

Best Regards.
MRS JOY GABON.

PLS CONTACT ME WITH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:

FROM:MRS JOY GABON
TEL:+27-834389895
Fax+27-115075313
CONTACT EMAIL:mamaluisgabon@webmail.co.za
CONTACT EMAIL:joygabon@hotmail.com

[orangebutterfly]

From: Mrs Roseline Abissa.
Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire.

Dearest in Christ,
I am Mrs. Roseline from Kuwait. I am married to Mr. Godfera Abissa.
Who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for eleven years before he died in the year 2006.We WAS married for Eighteen years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian.
Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$ 3.1 million dollars in a Bank here in Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire. Presently, this money is still in bank.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth". I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision.
I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank here in Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire. I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.
Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein and
Please always be prayerful all through your life.
I hope to receive your reply.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Roseline Abissa.

[LebanonUSA]

Got this in my OR inbox of all places!

Originally Posted by tony4live

Hello ,
Am Tony Robert, am 24yrs, forgive my indignation if this message come to you as a surprise j just Feel It s' God direction and will, i have something that is really burdring me in mind and i do not just know how to tell you this I have a project worth $6million US Dollars in EUROPE, that i need your assistance in, all i need is your full support and effort, cause Ideally you will perhaps be my equal or more, and I will like to know you more better because I have a serous issue I need to disclose to you.
well, for now, I think This is all I can say before I run out of room;
What do you think ? you can reach through my private email ads, ok !
Email tonyrobert225@yahoo.com
I wait for your message,
Tony,

[Hye4Lebanon]

Originally Posted by LebanonUSA

Got this in my OR inbox of all places!

LebanonUSA,

Take one of the Nigerian scam letters above, use one of your cheesy emal addresses and send it to Tony's email address as a reply.

Hye.