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[coralie]

You Have Won £1,850,000(Contact fidubrian11@hotmail.com)for payment‏
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We happily announce to you the Online promo result of the UK
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8th septermber 2008 in London, UNITED-KINGDOM. Your e-mail address
attached to Serial number 5368/02,lucky number 6-10-11-19-22-46-40
won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5.You have therefore
been approved to claim a total sum of £1,850,000( One Million Eight Hundred
and Fifty Thousand POUNDS STERLING)
below details(HLP FORM);
Official: Brian Adams( Mr.)
Email: fidubrian11@hotmail.com
Tel:+44 70457 27840
+44 70457 27841
(HLP FORM)
1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.Marital Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Age: 6.Sex:
6.Nationality:
7.Country Of Residence:
8.Telephone Number:
Mrs Lloyd Wong.

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I am rich , I am rich .

[coralie]

Contact Fidiciary Agent Email:(roberthache101@hotmail.co.uk)‏
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Dear Winner,
Winning Notification
This is to notify you that you have won

£850,000.00 in
our online email lottery in which e-mail

addresses are
picked randomly by computerised balloting,

powered
by the Internet. Your email address was

amongst
those chosen for this period.
Ticket no: 56475600545 188
Serial no: 5368/02
Winning number: 08.11.21.32.35.42. {47}
Draw (#1187)
To claim your prize, please contact:
Fiduciary Agent Mr.Robert Hache
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Email:markmorris197@yahoo.com.hk
Tell:+447031942268
Yours faithfully,
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I am richer , I am richer

[lebanesecanadian]

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson


From: Bailout Satire

[Nayla]

Shou 2awelkon? bse3edon 7aram?

From Miss.Muna and Jeff
Please reply to my private e-mail: munajeff2007@hotmail.fr (Please I want to commit this $2.5 Million into your hand) I am Miss.Muna and Jeff (20 years old) the children of lateMr and Mrs Jeff citizen of Sierra Leone living in Cote D'ivoire. we want to come and invest in your country with a sum of (USD$2.5 M U.S DOLLARS) which our father deposited in a bank here in Cote D'ivoire. he made this money from the sales of Gold,But he is dead now,Am looking for a foreign partner who will help us transfer this money out of republic of CoteDivoire to your country since there is still war in sierraleone and invest it for me in real estate or any other profitable venture, my purpose of contacting you is for you to help me transfer this money to your country for this purpose,i promise you total honesty and i will furnish you with all veritable proof. we are now staying here in republic of Cote Divoire please i need your urgent help,Tell me how much percentage you will take in the total money of the $2.5 M Dollars to help me intransfering this money to your country.
All transaction shall be legally signed before we do anything so that you knowwhat you are getting into and what percentage to expect foryour asistance, l hope you will not betray the trust we have on you because
this money is only hope in this life and moreover you willalso help us to come over to your country where we will
settle down for our life and continue our education.PleaseContact me immediately Please reply to my private e-mail: munajeff2007@hotmail.fr I am waiting to hear from youFrom Miss Muna and Jeff

[Dry Ice]

From: williamsgerard01@nifmail.jp [mailto:williamsgerard01@nifmail.jp]
Sent: Monday, October 06, 2008 19:05
To: williamsgerarduk@live.fr
Subject: Do you speak arabic? Do business with my company and make profit

CHARLES NEAL & SON LTD.
5 Ventnor Drive Totteridge
London N20 8BT UK
Directline: +44-709-284-2639
Fax: +447092897300 / +447092897301
Email: williamsgerarduk@live.fr


Dear Sir,

We got your contact from the directory. There is a business we want to transact with you/your company. My name is Gerard William, Assistant Production Manager of Charles Neal & Son Ltd.

There is a product my company needs from Dubia but we are having problem from the owner of the product due to language barrier. Our company deals on costumes such as White,Purple, Black and Green Diamond Mixture. We have been purchasing the product from Saudi Arabia but it is very scarce now and we got an information that somebody has it in Dubia

We contacted the owner of the product through his telephone but could not understand his language as he speaks Arabic. This is why we need a reliable company/individual that will help us link with the dealer. His name is MOHAMMED HAMED.

Please if this proposal interests you do get back to us for modalities and we will also give you the telephone number of the dealer to call and confirm if he has the product in stock. Serial number of the product will be communicated to you as well. What we need at the moment is White and Pupple Diamond Mixture. We buy from Dubai at the rate of $400 per gramm and we need about 5kilogrammes. Assist us to know if the man has up to 5 Kilos and each gramm that we are buying, we are adding $110 for our profit (i.e you and i).

We are seriously in need of the product because of lack of materials in our company. This transaction is 100% risk free, legal and is a long lasting business that will enrich both of us. Please reply to: williamsgerarduk@live.fr
Thanks.

William Gerard,
Assistant Production Manager
CHARLES NEAL & SON LTD.
Directline: +44-709-284-2639
Fax: +447092897300 / +447092897301
Email: williamsgerarduk@live.fr

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[orangebutterfly]

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[CedarJet]

Global Shipping , Logistic Management and Supply Chain Management.

FedEx Courier Service, West Africa
Nigeria
13th Oct. 2008

SHIPMENT CODE: CPEL/OWN/9856
PARCEL #: EG2272-NG

Attn: Mr.***** *******,

Thanks you for your e-mail.This transaction indicate that your parcel has officially cleared for delivery by the FedEx Organization.

There is this Barrister Tom James, who came to our office to place your parcel on out going delivery. He already paid for the insurance fee and delivery charges , but he did not pay for the Security keeping fee due to the fact that we don't know when you will be contacting us via email, that we have your parcel. So we advise him not to pay for the security keeping fee of the courier company , but we informed him to contact you on time so you will not have to pay more than $185 USD on demurrage.

You are required to make the payment of $185 USD for the security fee of parcel through Western Union Money Transfer ,you are to locate any western union office closest to you home and make the payment. Find below our Account officer Information:

Transfer Information

Receivers Name: Aburime Maccollins
(FEDEX ACCOUNT OFFICER)
Receivers Address: Garkki, Abuja
Receivers Country: Nigeria
Text Question to be used: Relationship?
Text Answer: Friend

After which a payment receipt will be forwarded to you. You are to forward payment detail to this office, which must include the following.

NAME OF SENDER:
ADDRESS OF SENDER:
AMOUNT:
MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER. (M.T.C.N):
SECRET QUESTION & ANSWER:

After the confirmation with the receipt of above,your parcel delivery will commence immediately and will get to your door step in 2 working days.

For clarity sake, kindly attached a scan copy of the receipt of payment that you have actually paid and transfer the fees into the account provided to you.

NOTE: ATTACH BELOW IS THE DISPLAY IMAGE OF YOUR PARCEL ON MY DESK, READY FOR INSTANT DISPATCHMENT.

You are valuable at FedEx Express Service, and we look forward to providing you with consistent and effective service. Thank you for using FedEx Express Service.

Yours Sincerely,
Collins Oliver (Senior Delivery Officer)
© 2008 FedEx INTERNATIONAL.
Tel: +234 802 943 2675

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They actually hve a picture attached of a FedEx envelope by a computer LOOOOL

[Dry Ice]

From: kaitlyn.morgan15@gmail.com [mailto:kaitlyn.morgan15@gmail.com] On Behalf Of Lina Derick
Sent: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 11:30
Subject: INVITATION!!!!!!!

INVITATION!!!!!!!
Dear friend,

My name is Liana Derrick, a staff of (WORLD HUMANITARIAN SERVICE ORGANIZATIONS) Washington U.S.A. We are organizing a global combined conferences taking place from 2nd - 5th December 2008 at Washington in the United States and in, Dakar Senegal from 9th -12th December 2008.

In our request to invite people from various countries around the world, I went in search of e-mails on the web site as a means of contacting youths and organizations As a result, I picked your e-mail from an N.G.O`s website. If you are interested to participate and want to represent your country, you may contact the secretariat of the organizing committee for details and information.

Inform them that you were invited to participate by a friend of yours (Liana Derrick), who is a member of the International Committee, of the Red Cross and a staff of (WORLD HUMANITARIAN SERVICE ORGANIZATIONS). I believe that we may have the opportunity to meet if you may be willing to participate in this event. The benevolent donors from across the world and the Organizing Committee will provide round trip air tickets and accommodation for the period of participants? Stay in the U.S., to all registered participants.

If you are a holder of passport that may require visa to enter the United States you may inform the conference secretariat at the time of registration, as the organizing committee is responsible for all visa arrangements and travel assistances.

Below is the contact address of the conference secretariat .By email: whso.secretary@gmail.com

Sincerely,
Liana Derick

[Dry Ice]

From: Craig Snow [mailto:craigsnow1310@yahoo.com.co]
Sent: Thursday, October 16, 2008 10:01
Subject: YOUR RESPONSE TO SIR JACOB


- Hello,How are you today?Hope life is treating you well?The archives have it that you guys are good in business.I like that do keep it up.I know this mail might amaze you since we do not know each other but i want you to understand that is not in any where meant to embarras you.I think we can stand in for each other.Iam the personal assistant to Sir,Jacob Uba a Senior staff under the parliamentary system of government here in UK.Mr. Jacob is the key position off! icer liason between Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth and the Prime minister[GORDON BROWN]in west africa region.His position reflect good business opportunities and he is looking for honest and reliable business partner.I think he has a rewarding business relationship for both parties.According to him,he needs one to work with urgently as there is no time to waste.If you are interested please do get back to us via the office Email or get intouch with him on his direct linebelow.Mr.Jacob Uba,SENIOR AID TO HER MAJESTY AND THE PRIME MINISTER,mrjacoboffice02@gmail.com.Phone:+44762419 9278.Thanks for your cooperation and understanding.Sincerely Yours,Craig Snow.

[Boris®]

I received this one on facebook :P




PLS REPLY TO THIS EMAIL:- hammed_islam300@yahoo.com

Dear Friend,
Salam My name is Mr. Hammed Yusuf ,am from Lagos Nigeria. I work with Fidelity Bank Nigeria Plc.I will like to confirm to you that am oblige to transact this business with you, i need your assistance to stand as a beneficiary to the sum of $17.8 millions united State Dollars lying down unclaimed in our bank, what really happened is that during the course of our auditing last week, I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in the year 2000 and since 2001 nobody has operated on this account again,after going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner of the account died without a [Heir/WILL] hence the money is floating and if I do not remmit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.


The owner of this account Dr.Ahmed Hassan Ghoubashi an United Arab Emirate Oil Merchant and great industrialist ,who was a foreign contractor with the Federal Government of Nigeria, unfortunately lost his life in a car accident including his wife and kid. Ever since his death the money has been lying unclaimed.Now i need you cooperation to claim this money because only someone from foreign country can stand as the beneficiary.

And the Banking law stipulates that any money lying unclaimed for seven years will be transfered to federal government suspent account with central bank of Nigeria. Please i need your assistance to achieve this great chance because i do not wish this money transfered to Central bank of Nigeria because it will be shared among the top directors, this people want to cheat this man , i dont want it to happen , i want us to get this money out for him and help the poor with it and also help ourselves.

No other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it,the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that the account is a secret account. The total amount involve is $17.8 million United States Dollars only and I wish this money should be transfer into a safe foreigners account abroad. But I don't know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local person here,but to a foreigner who has information about the account.
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 45% of the total amount, 45% will be for me. while 10% will be donated to the Motherless and Orphanage home in your country. Please i want you to be honest with me because this money is a golden oppurtunity to me and i do not want to loose it. For the business to be effected i will need the following information from you.

1.Your full name:
2.Your full residential address:
3.Your direct telephone number and email address,
4.Your date of birth and Birth Place:
5:Your Occupation:
6:Your Marital Status
7:Your Sex

With all these informations i will sucessfully inputs your name in the necessary files and also insert your information into the bank central computer as the next of kin to the late depositor and the sole beneficiary of the unclaimed fund after the demise of the depositor.If you want to know more you can contact me via my email: hammed_islam300@yahoo.comcall my personal phone number : +2348084282994..............

Thanks
Mr.Hammed Yusuf