Funny Scam Letters - Post'em Here

[opium]

Dear Sir/Madam.

I am Mrs.Nazek Hariri, wife of the late Prime Minister of Lebanon, Mr
Rafiq Hariri, who was assassinated on 14 February 2005, along with 20
others, near the St. George Hotel in Beirut. it's my pleasure to
contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your
country, though I have not met with you before but I believe one has
to risk,confounding in someone to succeed sometimes in life.

I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$25million, which I seek
your Partnership in accommodating for me the deposite made by my late
husband in a security company in WEST AFRICA before he was assassinated by
unknown people suspected to be his opposition political parties .You
will be rewarded with 20% of the total sum for your partnership. Can
you be my partner on this?

I want you to assist me in retrieving this money from the security
company. Due to the up rising of political crisis in Lebanon. please i
would want you to warned that the security company did not know the
content of the metallic box deposited by my husband because he
deposited it as the family valuables.

All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the Above quoted
Sum and I will re-profile the funds with your Name, which will enable
The WEST AFRICA Firm transfer the sum to you and equally invest it on his
behalf in your country.

Please do contact me via my private email:

Personal Name:Mrs.Nazek Hariri
Email:nazekhariri111@live.com

The transaction has to be concluded soon. I Will provide you with the
details.

Thank you very much.

Regards
Mrs Nazek Hariri

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Originally Posted by opium

Dear Sir/Madam.

I am Mrs.Nazek Hariri, wife of the late Prime Minister of Lebanon, Mr
Rafiq Hariri, who was assassinated on 14 February 2005, along with 20
others, near the St. George Hotel in Beirut. it's my pleasure to
contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your
country, though I have not met with you before but I believe one has
to risk,confounding in someone to succeed sometimes in life.

I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$25million, which I seek
your Partnership in accommodating for me the deposite made by my late
husband in a security company in WEST AFRICA before he was assassinated by
unknown people suspected to be his opposition political parties .You
will be rewarded with 20% of the total sum for your partnership. Can
you be my partner on this?

I want you to assist me in retrieving this money from the security
company. Due to the up rising of political crisis in Lebanon. please i
would want you to warned that the security company did not know the
content of the metallic box deposited by my husband because he
deposited it as the family valuables.

All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the Above quoted
Sum and I will re-profile the funds with your Name, which will enable
The WEST AFRICA Firm transfer the sum to you and equally invest it on his
behalf in your country.

Please do contact me via my private email:

Personal Name:Mrs.Nazek Hariri
Email:nazekhariri111@live.com

The transaction has to be concluded soon. I Will provide you with the
details.

Thank you very much.

Regards
Mrs Nazek Hariri

I swear I received the same letter. I just could not find it to post it

[Heaven]

Cette lettre a été reçue au bureau du Premier Ministre à Ottawa d'un certain Michel. La lettre était tellement drole qu'un de ses adjoints a décidé de la fwd.


CHER PREMIER MINISTRE, JE SUIS ENTRAIN DE RENOUVELER MON OSTIE DE PASSEPORT
ET JE N'EN REVIENS PAS ENCORE. COMMENT SE FAIT-IL QUE RADIO SHACK A MON
ADRESSE ET TÉLÉPHONE ET SAIT QUE J'AI ACHETÉ UN CÂBLE CHEZ EUX, UN CÂBLE
POUR MA TÉLÉ EN 1997 ET QUE VOUS, LE GOUVERNEMENT FÉDÉRAL, ME DEMANDEZ
ENCORE OÙ JE SUIS NÉ ET À QUELLE DATE ?


CALICE DE TABARNAC... FAITES VOUS LES PASSEPORT À LA MITAINE ? MA DATE DE
NAISSANCE, VOUS L'AVEZ SUR MA CARTE D'ASSURANCE SOCIALE, SUR TOUTES LES
MAUDITES DÉCLARATIONS D'IMPÔT QUE JE VOUS FAIS DEPUIS 33 ANS, SUR MA CARTE
D'ASSURANCE-MALADIE, SUR MON PERMIS CONDUIRE, SUR LES HUIT SACRAMENTS DE
PASSEPORTS QUE J'AI EUS AVANT, SUR TOUTES LES PETITES CRISSE DE CARTES
D'EMBARQUEMENT QUE J'AI REMPLIES AVANT DE PRENDRE L'AVION DEPUIS 33 ANS ET
SUR TOUS LES RECENSEMENTS QUE VOUS FAITES AVANT LES ÉLECTIONS... C'EST PAS
PLUTOT VOUS QUI DEVRAIT ME DIRE C'EST QUOI MA DATE DE NAISSANCE?

QUELQU'UN PEUX-TU LE PRENDRE EN NOTE UNE FOIS POUR TOUTES, OSTIE DE CRISSE ?
MA MÈRE S'APPELLE CÉCILE, MON PÈRE ROBERT, ET ÇA M'ÉTONNERAIT QUE ÇA CHANGE
D'ICITE UN BOUT!

EXCUSEZ-MOI, M. LE PREMIER MINISTRE, MAIS CHU POMPÉ EN CRISSE À MATIN.

ENTRE VOUS PIS MOÉ, ÇA VA FAIRE, OSTIE ! VOUS M'ENVOYEZ LA DEMANDE CHEZ MOI
ET PIS VOUS ME DEMANDEZ MON ADRESSE.... VOS EMPLOYÉS DU MINISTÈRE SONT TU
DÉFICIENTS? TABARNAC C'EST BEN BEAU L'INTÉGRATION SOCIALE MAIS VOUS ÊTES PAS
OBLIGÉ D'INTÉGRÉ LES MONGOLS TOUTES AU MÊME ENDROIT! LÀ DESSUS JE DOIS VOUS
LAISSER PARCE QUE JE DOIS ALLER OBTENIR UNE AUTRE COPIE DE CERTIFICAT DE
NAISSANCE À L'AUTRE BOUT D' LA VILLE. CALICE, C'EST TU TROP COMPLIQUÉ
D'AVOIR TOUT LES OSTIES D'SERVICE AU MÊME ENDROIT POUR FACILITER LA
LIVRAISON D'UN NOUVEAU PASSEPORT LE MÊME JOUR.

HA OUI, FAUT QUE JE DEMANDE A MON MEDECIN, MON AVOCAT OU MON COMPTABLE...
J'EN AI PAS DE MEDECIN, Y'EM A PAS UN MAUDIT DANS LE COIN, J'AI PAS DE
TROUBLE AVEC PERSONNE, CHU PAS DIVORCÉ PIS JE FAIS MON RAPPORT D'IMPOT MOI
MÊME... CA FA QUE FAUT QUE JE TROUVE UN OSTIE D'BOZO POUR QU'IL CONFIRME QUE
C'EST BEN MOÉ SUR LA PHOTO D'PASSEPORT!

[Ana]

I've recently rec'd a call that had an automated message saying that the Warranty on my car has expired. Said press 1 to speak to an operator and 2 to end this call. I don't have a warranty on my car so i chose 2 and hung up. I got the call several times so I eventually decided to choose 1. When I did, the call was ended. The story continued until I finally was able to speak to an operator, she had no clue what kind of car I have and when I told her I don't have warranty, she hung the phone up on me...

I googled the number and found out that the same number has been reported several times with similar messages.

Here's my most recent boring story with scammers!

[lady_forever]

I have received many e mail letters saying that i won billions of dollars...wow i am really rich nowi live from my money interest...ain't i lucky..hehehefrom now on i will save them and post them to show you how much i inherit or win per day

[lady_forever]

Originally Posted by opium

Dear Sir/Madam.

I am Mrs.Nazek Hariri, wife of the late Prime Minister of Lebanon, Mr
Rafiq Hariri, who was assassinated on 14 February 2005, along with 20
others, near the St. George Hotel in Beirut. it's my pleasure to
contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your
country, though I have not met with you before but I believe one has
to risk,confounding in someone to succeed sometimes in life.

I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$25million, which I seek
your Partnership in accommodating for me the deposite made by my late
husband in a security company in WEST AFRICA before he was assassinated by
unknown people suspected to be his opposition political parties .You
will be rewarded with 20% of the total sum for your partnership. Can
you be my partner on this?

I want you to assist me in retrieving this money from the security
company. Due to the up rising of political crisis in Lebanon. please i
would want you to warned that the security company did not know the
content of the metallic box deposited by my husband because he
deposited it as the family valuables.

All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the Above quoted
Sum and I will re-profile the funds with your Name, which will enable
The WEST AFRICA Firm transfer the sum to you and equally invest it on his
behalf in your country.

Please do contact me via my private email:

Personal Name:Mrs.Nazek Hariri
Email:nazekhariri111@live.com

The transaction has to be concluded soon. I Will provide you with the
details.

Thank you very much.

Regards
Mrs Nazek Hariri

Lol...i received the same e mail...seems that we are lucky

[orangebutterfly]

THAT"S WHAT I RECEIVED,

CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU WON US$ 450, 000.00!
THE COCACOLA COMPANY OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION

The Europe/America private international e-games are pleased to inform you of the result of the final concluded draws which was conducted at our international corporate office complex here in LONDON-UK, by Coca-Cola in conjunction with Ipod Worldwide Promotion and ACCULOTTO.COM Group International AccuLotto.com: Lottery Numbers & Accurate Lucky Number Combinations & Winning Lottery Picks..

Your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won US$450,000.00{Four Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars Only} each in the Coca-Cola Company 2008 online Promo..... etc

[Dry Ice]

WINNING NOTIFICATION

Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to Ref Number: EH 9590 OG 0612, Batch Number: 563881545-NL/2008 and Ticket Number: PP 3502 /8707-01 which subsequently won you $2,500,000.00 USD as one of the 10 jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire winning sum of $2,500,000.00 USD.

To file for your claim Please Contact your fiduciary agent
Name: Pieter Henk
Phone: +44 701 112 7907
+44 701 113 0937
Email: onlinecyber28@yahoo.co.uk


You are advised to contact your fiduciary agent with the following details to avoid unnecessary delays and complications:

Your Full Names
Country
Age
Ticket Numbers
Batch Number
Ref Number

Thank you for being part of this promotional award program.


Yours Faithfully,
Walter Jones.
Lottery Coordinator.

[lady_forever]

Ticket number:5647600545188
Serial number:BMWP /556543450906

You are a Winner of a BMW X6 XDrive 35 Car and a £750,000.00GBP. Contact Mr. George P. Wesley with your, Names: Address: Age: Occupation: Phone no: Country:
Official E-mail: assigned_georgewesley01@hotmail.com
Tel: (+44) 704 574 3979.

[Dry Ice]

National Lottery
UK

This is a final notification of jackpot winning in the National Lottery draw
1273 held on the 30th August 2008. You are the beneficiary of the total jackpot of £850,430. Your draw numbers are 8, 13, 16,38,43,49 and bonus number 39.

Congratulations.

You are instructed to immediately contact Capital Trust Securities Management our nominated payment agent with your full names, country of residence, winning numbers, telephone number, Age and Profession for due diligence of payment.Contact should be made on the following details. Capital Trust Securities Management Tel: +447031960822

Fax: +447092024411.Email:
cmorgan_ctmuk@yahoo.co.uk

Yours sincerely,
Janice Rogersville