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Originally Posted by Rors
P.S': No majles dostoureh will be elected beforehand, ne7na lmajles ldostoureh w abou, ne7na emm lsabeh, ne7na koudatou w mou7emi  |
I hope you can assume the functions of a real Majless Doustoureh so I can bribe you and buy you off in due process, without having to endure miserable losers whining about it, since i intend to cheat of course. (Which i will deny whatever they say)
I hate non predictability...Especially in elections.
Yalla, I hereby present my candidacy.
I will not present a program before i get elected, since programs before the elections are only for losers who do not have a life, thus, have plenty of time to read.
Instead, I urge you to vote for me, because if you don't, i will make your life a living hell.( I will look into the votes and i will know who each one of you voted for). And if you do, well, same thing, but i'll have a better mood so maybe i'll be lenient sometimes, which will ultimately be in your best interest.
You can ask me whatever you wish for, and i promise that i will deliver it to you. But if I don't, it would not be my fault but the mods fault, because they are only here for "To3til" reasons, nothing more.
Why vote for me and not for others?
Because other candidates are boring and whatever they promise you, they will be lying to you. So why waste your life on empty promises, when you can benefit from the honesty and transparency of my candidacy?
Last note and again:
Whether you vote for me or not, I will win. I have many tricks and I know how to use them, so don't test me. And I will know who you voted for. So don't make the fatal error of being on my black list, among those who did not only lose elections, but are also about to lose everything else.
Be smart.