Different people caught up in one situation

[Bachir]

TL: Dawwa infijar fi sama2 Beirut, wa afadana mourasilouna, annahou istahdafa mawkeb al ra2is Rafic Al Hariri, wa la ma3loumat 3an si77at al ra2is al Hariri, 3awda li moutaba3at mousalsal el Denieh Heik.

[coralie]

Association pour la Protection des Animaux will start a new campaign to ask for the rights of the debeneh

[Maggie]

OH MY GOD you realy made me laugh today i got emails like this before it's so funy if i find some of them i will post them here they are so funy. have a nice day

[Lebanese_Nationalist]

Dalzi, you're a funny girl. Keep those jokes coming! You always find a way to make my day


Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert was sitting in his office wondering how to invade Lebanon when his telephone rang.

Beirut's most famous imaginary character announces to him in a heavily accented voice: "This is Abul Abed and I am calling to tell you that we are officially declaring war on you."
"How big is your army?" replies Olmert.

"Right now," said Abul Abed, "there is myself, my cousin Mustafa, my next-door neighbor Abu Khaled, and the whole team from the tea house. That makes eight!"

Olmert paused. "I must tell you Abul Abed, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

Abul Abed paused, then said: "Mr. Olmert, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Abul Abed?", Olmert asked.
"Well sir, we have two Mercedes 180s, and a truck."

"I must tell you Abul Abed that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to two million!"

"Mr. Olmert, we have to call off this war," said Abul Abed.

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Olmert. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well," said Abul Abed, "we've come to realize that there is no way we can feed two million prisoners!"

[coralie]

walid beik jumbi will start shouting on tv : al moukhtara bawabat wekr al deben wa ana 7arissouha

jeajea : al moujtama3 al dababini fawka kouli 2i3tibar . Lan narka3 .

Hariri : al debanah awalan wa akhiran nouridou al Hakika .

fatfat : will go to sporting club play cards in his swiming suit while the debeneh is facing its final destiny .

Sanioura : will ask for Paris 4 to finance the debeneh damages .

sab3 el bormbo : ya3takef looking for the ghost of the debeneh is more then he can handdle .

Bush : the debeneh is on top of our terrorists list . he lunch his new war against the debeneh . we will spread democracy ghaz men 3an ra2bit l debeneh !!!!! :)

anaconda (rice ) : we will establish a new middle east without deben . democtacy will prevail :)

[Dalzi]

Originally Posted by coralie

walid beik jumbi will start shouting on tv : al moukhtara bawabat wekr al deben wa ana 7arissouha

jeajea : al moujtama3 al dababini fawka kouli 2i3tibar . Lan narka3 .

Hariri : al debanah awalan wa akhiran nouridou al Hakika .

fatfat : will go to sporting club play cards in his swiming suit while the debeneh is facing its final destiny .

Sanioura : will ask for Paris 4 to finance the debeneh damages .

sab3 el bormbo : ya3takef looking for the ghost of the debeneh is more then he can handdle .

Bush : the debeneh is on top of our terrorists list . he lunch his new war against the debeneh . we will spread democracy ghaz men 3an ra2bit l debeneh !!!!! :)

anaconda (rice ) : we will establish a new middle east without deben . democtacy will prevail :)

Good stuff Coralie lol! I've noticed that "l-istez" is missing in this thread! So how about we state his personal views towards the "insect"...

هلحشرة يا إخوان ... عنجد ابعرفش شو بدي قول ... على كل حال ... متل ما بيقول المثل ... حشرة بليد ولا عشرة علشجرة

[coralie]

Originally Posted by Dalzi

Good stuff Coralie lol! I've noticed that "l-istez" is missing in this thread! So how about we state his personal views towards the "insect"...

هلحشرة يا إخوان ... عنجد ابعرفش شو بدي قول ... على كل حال ... متل ما بيقول المثل ... حشرة بليد ولا عشرة علشجرة

el Istiz will offer his mediation skills to find a right way out for the debneh extrimely dangerous position !

wassata berriyeh li inkaz al mawkif al herij lil debaneh !

[Kakou]

Originally Posted by coralie

fatfat : will go to sporting club play cards in his swiming suit while the debeneh is facing its final destiny .

Did you mean 3ido????????

[Kakou]

M. Berry et M. Hariri trouvent, après une longue période de "gel", qu'ils doivent se rencontrer à plusieurs reprises pour protéger la tribu des "mouches" de tout genre de noyade éventuelle. Il s'agit là de préserver les voix "nationalisées" pour les prochaines législatives!!
Les rencontres Berry-Hariri se poursuivent et le bout du tunnel commence à s'éclaircir devant l'opinion publique libanaise!
Une éventuelle rencontre Hariri-Nasrallah (sayyed) est à envisager! La crise ne peut plus supporter des dualités. Il faut laisser les malentendus de côté, surtout que cet attentat qui a obligé la "mouche" à se noyer (vu que l'ennemi était derrière et le café-mer devant) n'est autre qu'un message qui visait la paralysie du pays, un message - comme l'a prédit d'ailleurs le chef du comité exécutif des Forces libanaises en parlant de série d'attentats - avertissant tous les dirigeants libanais qu'ils auront le même sort que la "mouche" s'ils ne savent pas choisir entre l'"ennemi" et la "mer"!
L'histoire de la "mouche" n'est pas encore close. En effet, le ministre de l'Intérieur, Hassan Sabeh, a annoncé, pendant une conférence de presse, que la "mouche" était un ancien agent de la Ligue des insectes qui oeuvre, depuis un certain temps, pour le compte d'un "moucheur" syrien, et plusieurs autres mouches ont été arrêtées, se préparant à des suicides collectifs dans plusieurs cafés et boissons chaudes libanaises, pour venir saboter la tranquillité de tout Libanais "libre" "amoureux de la vie"!!
A savoir désoramis si la mouche était victime ou Kamikaze... A en croire les dires des responsables, chacun a sa propre version de l'affaire!! Une histoire à suivre!!

[someone]

Originally Posted by NASR_MIN_ALLAH

TL is so funny lol
ma ma3on masareh they only have freaking old programs and fayrouz concerts

Does anyone remember the great reform Mr. Harirei did long time ago to improve Tele Liban! A very successfull job, thank you Mr Harirei