Different people caught up in one situation

[Kakou]

Originally Posted by Lebanese_Nationalist

Hezbollah: blame the Americans and Israelis for putting the "fly" in the coffee of SHN. They will claim that the fly was really a mini-bomb meant to blow up Mr. Nasrallah. The Lebanese authorities will round up a few people off the street and claim that their cellphones are remote detonators for the flies. Nasrallah will then claim an Islamic Jihad against the infidel flies and HA will start suicide bombing fly bases. After the south, Da7yeh, and other Shi'ite areas are infested with flies beyond control, Nasrallah will declare victory against the evil flies.

You are crazy?? The Lebanese authorities are now against sayyed Nasrallah!! They won't catch anybody (they will just ignore it)!! Maybe Hezbollah will catch some and will say: men taba3iyyat el sslota wa khassatan jama3at el Mostaqbal!! (just for kidding!!)

[Bachir]

Future TV: Saad al Hariri amam aksar men milion lubneni fi se7at al chouhada2 fi jennez al debbeneh: moustamirroun fi al ma7kama li ma3rifat al katala, men marwan ila al debbeneh.

LBCI: wajjaha ra2is al hay2a al tanfizia fi al kouwat al lubnania al dr. Samir Geagea kalima lil lubnaniyin fi sa7at al chouhada2 akkad fiha 3ala istimrar al kouwwat fi masirat al ta7rir men al i7tilal al souri, wa anna haza al 3amal al ijrami lan yousni al kouwwat men mouwasalat al tarik, wa ann al tarikh sayaktob al debbeneh bi 7ourouf men zahab, wa satar7al ya ayouha al kabe3 fi kasr b3abda ila mazbalat al tarikh

NTV: 3akada al ra2is al sanioura mou2tamaran sou7ofiyan bou3ayda maktal al debbeneh, wa akkada fih ann yad al ghader la tazal tatarabbas bi lubenen, wa ann al ma7kama al douwaliah atia atia atia, wa lam yokmel al sanoura mou2tamarah al sa7afi wa zalika li2anahou ajhacha fi al bouka2, wa asabahou inhiyar 3asabi

AL-Jazeera: ila mata satastamer al ightiyalat fi loubnan? man yakef wara2 ightiyal al debbeneh? hal fakadat al mou3arada al lubnaniah jami3 al wasa2el, wa batat tastakhdem al alsalib al tarhibiya? limaza yatanasa al ba3ed faradiyat israel? wa ma houwa mawkef al nizam al souri men maktal al dabbana? barnamaj al ittijah al mou3akes ya2tikom 3ala al awkat al talia...

CNN: President Bush is worried about the situation in the middle east after the terrorist attack on an innocent fly in Lebanon. urgent meeting for the congress, and the U.S navy is on the lebanese coast.

[Kakou]

Originally Posted by Bachir

Future TV: Saad al Hariri amam aksar men milion lubneni fi se7at al chouhada2 fi jennez al debbeneh: moustamirroun fi al ma7kama li ma3rifat al katala, men marwan ila al debbeneh.

LBCI: wajjaha ra2is al hay2a al tanfizia fi al kouwat al lubnania al dr. Samir Geagea kalima lil lubnaniyin fi sa7at al chouhada2 akkad fiha 3ala istimrar al kouwwat fi masirat al ta7rir men al i7tilal al souri, wa anna haza al 3amal al ijrami lan yousni al kouwwat men mouwasalat al tarik, wa ann al tarikh sayaktob al debbeneh bi 7ourouf men zahab, wa satar7al ya ayouha al kabe3 fi kasr b3abda ila mazbalat al tarikh

NTV: 3akada al ra2is al sanioura mou2tamaran sou7ofiyan bou3ayda maktal al debbeneh, wa akkada fih ann yad al ghader la tazal tatarabbas bi lubenen, wa ann al ma7kama al douwaliah atia atia atia, wa lam yokmel al sanoura mou2tamarah al sa7afi wa zalika li2anahou ajhacha fi al bouka2, wa asabahou inhiyar 3asabi

AL-Jazeera: ila mata satastamer al ightiyalat fi loubnan? man yakef wara2 ightiyal al debbeneh? hal fakadat al mou3arada al lubnaniah jami3 al wasa2el, wa batat tastakhdem al alsalib al tarhibiya? limaza yatanasa al ba3ed faradiyat israel? wa ma houwa mawkef al nizam al souri men maktal al dabbana? barnamaj al ittijah al mou3akes ya2tikom 3ala al awkat al talia...

CNN: President Bush is worried about the situation in the middle east after the terrorist attack on an innocent fly in Lebanon. urgent meeting for the congress, and the U.S navy is on the lebanese coast.

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooool

Let me add about the CNN:
... urgent meeting............ to back Mr. Siniora's government to finally achieve a Sovereign Lebanon STATES !!

[Dalzi]

Originally Posted by Bachir

Future TV: Saad al Hariri amam aksar men milion lubneni fi se7at al chouhada2 fi jennez al debbeneh: moustamirroun fi al ma7kama li ma3rifat al katala, men marwan ila al debbeneh.

LBCI: wajjaha ra2is al hay2a al tanfizia fi al kouwat al lubnania al dr. Samir Geagea kalima lil lubnaniyin fi sa7at al chouhada2 akkad fiha 3ala istimrar al kouwwat fi masirat al ta7rir men al i7tilal al souri, wa anna haza al 3amal al ijrami lan yousni al kouwwat men mouwasalat al tarik, wa ann al tarikh sayaktob al debbeneh bi 7ourouf men zahab, wa satar7al ya ayouha al kabe3 fi kasr b3abda ila mazbalat al tarikh

NTV: 3akada al ra2is al sanioura mou2tamaran sou7ofiyan bou3ayda maktal al debbeneh, wa akkada fih ann yad al ghader la tazal tatarabbas bi lubenen, wa ann al ma7kama al douwaliah atia atia atia, wa lam yokmel al sanoura mou2tamarah al sa7afi wa zalika li2anahou ajhacha fi al bouka2, wa asabahou inhiyar 3asabi

AL-Jazeera: ila mata satastamer al ightiyalat fi loubnan? man yakef wara2 ightiyal al debbeneh? hal fakadat al mou3arada al lubnaniah jami3 al wasa2el, wa batat tastakhdem al alsalib al tarhibiya? limaza yatanasa al ba3ed faradiyat israel? wa ma houwa mawkef al nizam al souri men maktal al dabbana? barnamaj al ittijah al mou3akes ya2tikom 3ala al awkat al talia...

CNN: President Bush is worried about the situation in the middle east after the terrorist attack on an innocent fly in Lebanon. urgent meeting for the congress, and the U.S navy is on the lebanese coast.

Saniora is so sensitive .
Al-Jazeera one sounds like Ghassan Bin Jiddo .

[Bachir]

Originally Posted by Kakou

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooool

Let me add about the CNN:
... urgent meeting............ to back Mr. Siniora's government to finally achieve a Sovereign Lebanon STATES !!

hehehe good one
what can we say about TF1?

TF1: Nouvel attaque terroriste au Liban, l'assasina d'une mouche pose des nouvelles questions a propos des armes du Ezbollah-la partie shiite libanaise, president Chirac tres inquiete, a quitté son reunion avec la chansoliere allemande Merkel, et retourne a Paris pour presenter ses condoleances a Madam Ariri, et assure son support pour le tribunal international, et attend un signe de Mr. Saad Ariri pour commncer les preparations de Paris4.

[Bachir]

Originally Posted by Dalzi

Saniora is so sensitive .
Al-Jazeera one sounds like Ghassan Bin Jiddo .

I meant Faysal al Kassem, you know when he start moving his hands (open and close) when promoting for his next show

[Bachir]

OTV: 3akada takattol al taghyir wa al isla7 ijtima3an tari2an fi al rabieh bou3ayda ightiyal al debbeneh, tara22as al ijtima3 ra2is al takatool dawlat al ra2is al 3imad Michel Aoun, wa zakkara Aoun annahou kan awwal man da3a li incha2 al ma7kama al douwaliah, moutasa2ilan man al moustafid men al ightiyal, al mou3arada am al mouwalat? wa akkada 3ala istimrar al i3tisam al selmi al 7adari, illa ann haza al ightiyal arbaka al mou3arada, wa raddan 3ala a7ad al as2ila kal Aoun: "halla2tnieh ana chou khassni bel debbeneh, 7ell 3anni ya khayye, chou ra2yak teddakhal bayni w bein marti kamen, YIH!!"

[Caline]

Originally Posted by Bachir

OTV: 3akada takattol al taghyir wa al isla7 ijtima3an tari2an fi al rabieh bou3ayda ightiyal al debbeneh, tara22as al ijtima3 ra2is al takatool dawlat al ra2is al 3imad Michel Aoun, wa zakkara Aoun annahou kan awwal man da3a li incha2 al ma7kama al douwaliah, moutasa2ilan man al moustafid men al ightiyal, al mou3arada am al mouwalat? wa akkada 3ala istimrar al i3tisam al selmi al 7adari, illa ann haza al ightiyal arbaka al mou3arada, wa raddan 3ala a7ad al as2ila kal Aoun: "halla2tnieh ana chou khassni bel debbeneh, 7ell 3anni ya khayye, chou ra2yak teddakhal bayni w bein marti kamen, YIH!!"

Sorry bass this is HILARIOUS!!!!

And meanwhile every FPM office was attacked and people were shot at and cars were wrecked in revenge for the debbeneh which was murdered because of the MoU.

[Dalzi]

Originally Posted by Bachir

I meant Faysal al Kassem, you know when he start moving his hands (open and close) when promoting for his next show

I was trying hard to remember his name after i wrote Bin Jiddo, i even asked my sister for the name, but we forgot it both . I felt someone moving his hands as i read your post .

[Phoenician]

The TL is sooo true! I remember TL from vacations, and always wondered why they don't just close the station down!

LFBC also soo true, ma fi gheir ra2s (only dancing), 24/7.