Different people caught up in one situation

[Dalzi]

Originally Posted by Mar1K

was that a forwarded email or you made it up ? Soooooooo funny

Forwarded email .

The one on Lebanese media is hilarious, but we need a microscope to see the words . I'll try to write them bellow each channel.

[Faithful]

Originally Posted by Kakou

...and then the 14th of FEB gang prepare billboards: Chahidat al Ma7kama al-doualiya!! and invite to a manif!!

Don't forget to add his picture to "Lan Nansa"

[Kakou]

Originally Posted by Dalzi

Forwarded email .

The one on Lebanese media is hilarious, but we need a microscope to see the words . I'll try to write them bellow each channel.

Don't worry! we could do it!! In fact, we are sooooooooooo intelligent and we know their intentions, so we are able to guess with no DIFFICULTIES!

[NASR_MIN_ALLAH]

TL is so funny lol
ma ma3on masareh they only have freaking old programs and fayrouz concerts

[Dalzi]

Originally Posted by faithful

Dalzi, heheheheh , the best one is taba3 Télé Liban, .... loooooooooool 3éychin bi gheir majjarra

TL is living ancient history, while LBC is skyrocketing towards Hollywood .

Almo3arada:

مقتل شاب من المعارضة الوطنية بهجوم شنه قطاع طرق مسلحين عرفوا بإنتمائهم لأجهزة ألسلطة

Alsolta:

قوى ألمعارضة تواصل تصعيدها و إعتدائاتها و تسقط شهيدا قرب منزله ضحية لما يسمونه تحركا سلميا

[Kakou]

Originally Posted by Dalzi

TL is living ancient history, while LBC is skyrocketing towards Hollywood .

Almo3arada:

مقتل شاب من المعارضة الوطنية بهجوم شنه قطاع طرق مسلحين عرفوا بإنتمائهم لأجهزة ألسلطة

Alsolta:

قوى ألمعارضة تواصل تصعيدها و إعتدائاتها و تسقط شهيدا قرب منزله ضحية لما يسمونه تحركا سلميا

Then Geagea appears after a meeting with Saad and says: the coffee was in front of the insect and the ennemy behind!! Al 7akka el 7akka akoulou lakoum, the insect chose to get in the coffee, ordered by Syria and backed up by Hezbollah!! fa salaman 3ala man you7ébbou el-Salam!!

[Dalzi]

Originally Posted by Kakou

Then Geagea appears after a meeting with Saad and say: the coffee was in front of the insect and the ennemy behind!! Al 7akka el 7akka akoulou lakoum, the insect chose to get in the coffee, ordered by Syria and backed up by Hezbollah!! fa salaman 3ala man you7ébbou el-Salam!!

I'm sure Gaegae would've had predicted the incident before .

Saad: Haida killo lita3teel l-ma7kami l-douwaliyyi.. 7atta law akalto 100 insect, ma triddo 3al istifzazat w ma tinjarru lil fitni l-mazhabiyyi .

[Faithful]

Originally Posted by Kakou

Then Geagea appears after a meeting with Saad and say: the coffee was in front of the insect and the ennemy behind!! Al 7akka el 7akka akoulou lakoum, the insect chose to get in the coffee, ordered by Syria and backed up by Hezbollah!! fa salaman 3ala man you7ébbou el-Salam!!

and then He continue : I already told you don't play with me : Al khaylou wal laylou wal bayda2ou ta3rifouni ....... ila abad al abidin Amin

[Lebanese_Nationalist]

Hezbollah: blame the Americans and Israelis for putting the "fly" in the coffee of SHN. They will claim that the fly was really a mini-bomb meant to blow up Mr. Nasrallah. The Lebanese authorities will round up a few people off the street and claim that their cellphones are remote detonators for the flies. Nasrallah will then claim an Islamic Jihad against the infidel flies and HA will start suicide bombing fly bases. After the south, Da7yeh, and other Shi'ite areas are infested with flies beyond control, Nasrallah will declare victory against the evil flies.

[Dalzi]

Originally Posted by Kakou

Hilariouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!! Still laughing!!

Saad:

الهدف بدون شك هو تعطيل المحكمة الدولية, لو أكلتم مئة حشرة لا تردوا على الإستفزازات ولا تنجروا إلا الفتنة المذهبية

SHN (sorry ):

حتى لو أطعمونا ألف حشرة فسلاحنا لن نستخدمه إلا ضد الحشرة الكبرى إسرائيل.. إذ اكنتم تظنون يا اصحاب الحشرات أنكم ستقضون على عزيمتنا, فإنكم واهمون واهمون واهمون, فالنصر ات ات ات

GMA (sorry too):

هودي جماعة زعران و خزمتشيي.. أزا بنإلون بهل فنجان في حشرة, بيئولو لا ما في حشرة.. احترنا معهم