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Dalzi

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!
A- The British:
will throw the cup onto the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

B- The American:
will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

C- The Chinese:
will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

D-The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hezbollah, Syria and Iran of using
germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human
rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in
coffee cups.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and
electricity from Palestinian houses, and randomly shoot
Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan
of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by
making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing
still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

Kakou

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalzi

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!
A- The British:
will throw the cup onto the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

B- The American:
will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

C- The Chinese:
will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

D-The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hezbollah, Syria and Iran of using
germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human
rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in
coffee cups.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and
electricity from Palestinian houses, and randomly shoot
Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan
of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by
making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing
still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

You made me laugh and laugh and laugh!! But now, there are some updates! Replace the Palestinians with Hezbollah!! Isn't it their new target NOW!!

NASR_MIN_ALLAH

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalzi

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!
A- The British:
will throw the cup onto the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

B- The American:
will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

C- The Chinese:
will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

D-The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hezbollah, Syria and Iran of using
germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human
rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in
coffee cups.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and
electricity from Palestinian houses, and randomly shoot
Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan
of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by
making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing
still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

ja3ja3 : BLAME SYRIA .
jumblat : BLAME SYRIA then call bashar el asad animal names.
Saad : ask for THE TRUTH MIN AJEL LOUBNAAAAAAAN.
GEMAYEL : EL INSECT 7AY FINA !
GMA : Blame the gvmnt lol
NASRALLA : ... divine insect ........ (i usually never joke about nasralla but his is fun lol )
FRANGIEH : "ya3neh sorry bass el debbeneh ... HABLA" ...
WI2AM WAHAB: ekht hal debbeneh *&^*&^%%&&^%%%!!!!!
SANIORA : khay,....une bouche en moins a nourir

Kakou

Quote:

Originally Posted by NASR_MIN_ALLAH

ja3ja3 : BLAME SYRIA .
jumblat : BLAME SYRIA then call bashar el asad animal names.
Saad : ask for THE TRUTH MIN AJEL LOUBNAAAAAAAN.
GEMAYEL : EL INSECT 7AY FINA !
GMA : Blame the gvmnt lol
NASRALLA : ... divine insect ........ (i usually never joke about nasralla but his is fun lol )
FRANGIEH : "ya3neh sorry bass el debbeneh ... HABLA" ...
WI2AM WAHAB: ekht hal debbeneh *&^*&^%%&&^%%%!!!!!
SANIORA : khay,....une bouche en moins a nourir

....Lahoud: 7ada GHazil 7atta keghmél y3alle2na biba3ed!!

...Sabe3: Some Achbé7 did it to make me resign!!

... Fatfat: tells the medias and prays that Sabe3 resigns so he can come back PAR INTÉRIM!!...Then say: that's why I serve TEA and not COFFEE!!

...Nayla: Ma fina n2oul la SOUGHIA GHEIGH enno Ma GHA7 tsakktina la bi insect wala bi chi ténéh!!

Mar1K

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalzi

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!
A- The British:
will throw the cup onto the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

B- The American:
will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

C- The Chinese:
will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

D-The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hezbollah, Syria and Iran of using
germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human
rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in
coffee cups.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and
electricity from Palestinian houses, and randomly shoot
Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan
of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by
making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing
still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

was that a forwarded email or you made it up ? Soooooooo funny

Faithful

Quote:

Originally Posted by NASR_MIN_ALLAH

ja3ja3 : BLAME SYRIA .
jumblat : BLAME SYRIA then call bashar el asad animal names.
Saad : ask for THE TRUTH MIN AJEL LOUBNAAAAAAAN.
GEMAYEL : EL INSECT 7AY FINA !
GMA : Blame the gvmnt lol
NASRALLA : ... divine insect ........ (i usually never joke about nasralla but his is fun lol )
FRANGIEH : "ya3neh sorry bass el debbeneh ... HABLA" ...
WI2AM WAHAB: ekht hal debbeneh *&^*&^%%&&^%%%!!!!!
SANIORA : khay,....une bouche en moins a nourir

hahahaha

, I agree with you 100% but u forget :
La7oud : just smiles ... looooooool

Nayla: Faghatit , faghatit, faghatit ..

Dalzi

Check this one out guys!

بقايا الجهاز الامني السوري يغتال مواطنا لبنانياعرف بمعار ضته للإحتلال السوري

إستشهاد مواطن لبناني في هجوم للموساد الإسرائيلي على طريق بيروت دمشق

خبر عاجل قوى الإستعمارالأمريكي تدهس مواطنا لبنانيا

Kakou

...and then the 14th of FEB gang prepare billboards: Chahidat al Ma7kama al-doualiya!! and invite to a manif!!

Kakou

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalzi

Check this one out guys!

ANB: سقوط لبناني من القومي السوري أثناء ذهابه إلى سوريا لنقل السلاح منها إلى المعارضة اللبنانية في وسط بيروت
Since I feel sometimes that they are PRO-14th of Feb!!

Faithful

Dalzi,

heheheheh , the best one is taba3 Télé Liban, .... loooooooooool 3éychin bi gheir majjarra