K Guys, the title says it all...I'll start with Little Johnny's Letter to Santa:
Little Johnny's Letter to Santa
You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A ******* YO-YO, A STUPID *** WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE **** WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE ******* YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME **** LIKE THIS UNDER THE **** TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY ******* TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS **** HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT *** DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL **** YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID *** REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE **** AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT *** BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT ******* BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, **** YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY ******* BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A ************ FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!
Sincerely, Johnny
P.S: since the post is censored :P, u can check the original letter here:
http://goofymarty.com/images/Little&...a%20Letter.JPG
Christmas Jokes!!! -
26th November 2008
