In the later years, after they put some lights on the roads, as soon as the red light is off and the green light on, the cars behind start honking like assholes, and swearing at the car in front so that it moves forward; the poor driver has barely the time to switch to premiere before he gets cursed at.
Such idiocy, such retardness, i doubt those people will ever get educated.
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i thought like you before, and then i understood how it works in lebanon :
YOU SHOULD GO WHEN THE OTHER SIGN GOES RED!! so when the green light is on ur already 2 seconds late!!!
The barbarian doesn't give the driver 2-3 seconds to switch to first gear.
Maybe it's time to switch to automatic gearbox?
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When it takes minimum 5 seconds between recognizing that the light has changed and branching the gear.
it takes you 5 seconds? that's long no? let's test it:
the light is green 1...2...3...4...5 and then you move
no wonder they honk warak!
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I once was faced with a guy that kept honking, i didnt move, i just blocked the road on purpose, and got my hand out of the car window showing him the middle finger; i think it was some syrian worker, he stopped the honking right away; he got scared or something i dnt know.
Thats how people should act when faced with barbarians, it takes a barbarian to edcucate a barbarian.
I have automatic gear box + tiptronic; but 3am 7es ma3 el sha3b el kede7.
Van el khodra taba3 Abou Badih vitesse w2anja2.
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it takes you 5 seconds? that's long no? let's test it:
the light is green 1...2...3...4...5 and then you move
no wonder they honk warak!
you miss your barbarian days in Lebanon don't you, the nostalgia is obvious;
Let me guess, you drive diesel? you spit outside the window between cigarette and cigarette? l'ongle de ton doigt mineur tout long comme ceux des taxis a dawra? occasionellement tu passe un autre doigt dans le nez pour te netoyyer la voie d'air... et puis un petit claxon chaque 20 - 30 m pour eveiller le peuple que t'es toujours presente?
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wlak ah ya abaday!
eh sheyfe? ntebhile 3a 7alik
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I have automatic gear box + tiptronic; but 3am 7es ma3 el sha3b el kede7.
Van el khodra taba3 Abou Badih vitesse w2anja2.
el sha3b el kede7 w abou badih are not whining here!
besides ma yemken houwe abou badih wel sha3b el kede7 who are honking the whole time! since they are sha3b kede7 they lost patience and they maybe try to evacuate their stress that way!
this is what happens when you're stressed out.... bass akid when you're not a sha3b kede7 (I assume you're not since you said "3am 7es ma3 el sha3b el kede7") and your life isn't as stressful as their lives, and since your problems don't include surviving and acquiring basic needs, eh so you don't honk! la2en el 3isheh rawa2! why honking khalina 3amahelna, shou warana!
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you miss your barbarian days in Lebanon don't you, the nostalgia is obvious;
Let me guess, you drive diesel? you spit outside the window between cigarette and cigarette? l'ongle de ton doigt mineur tout long comme ceux des taxis a dawra? occasionellement tu passe un autre doigt dans le nez pour te netoyyer la voie d'air... et puis un petit claxon chaque 20 - 30 m pour eveiller le peuple que t'es toujours presente?
how did you know!!!!!
t'es trop fort! c'est mon portrait tout craché!
wadi7 adeh bet7ess ma3 el sha3b el kede7
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eh sheyfe? ntebhile 3a 7alik
I just locked the doors and let the dogs inside the house! i hope a batal like you won't hurt a barbarian like me!
Its when there are signal lights that the barbarian honks!
The barbarian doesn't give the driver 2-3 seconds to switch to first gear.
When it takes minimum 5 seconds between recognizing that the light has changed and branching the gear.
But the barbarians seem to like to honk no matter what; its a duty!
I once was faced with a guy that kept honking, i didnt move, i just blocked the road on purpose, and got my hand out of the car window showing him the middle finger; i think it was some syrian worker, he stopped the honking right away; he got scared or something i dnt know.
Thats how people should act when faced with barbarians, it takes a barbarian to edcucate a barbarian.
salam,
hehehe i c this scene everyday on the road.. kello nkeyet bi nkeyet, akh 3al cha3bel lebnene!!!