The Best SMS

[lady_forever]

it has been scientifically proven that sugar disolves in water,,,,,so dont go out in the rain

[STeF]

Miss u 2ad ma fi bil bingo mleyin
Miss u 2ad ma fi bil 3asfouriye mjaneen
Miss u 2ad ma fi bi B3albak cocaine
Miss u 2ad ma KEN fi bi lebnan souriyin!

[STeF]

A Saudi guy fell in love with a sirlanki girl.He kidnapped her and took her to the desert.The minute she saw all the sand she said : "Ana ma fi kannis killo!!""

[STeF]

I love U,I love U
I love U,I love U
I love U,I love U
I love U,I love U
I love U,I love U
I love U,I love U




don't get too excited though....
i love other alphabets too...

[Abou Ali]

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حيـة أصابها إنـهيار عصبي , سـألوها ليش??<o:p></o:p>
قالتلون : أربع سـنين حـب و بالآخر يطلع نـبريش !!!<o:p></o:p>
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[Abou Ali]

محشـش يكلم أمه من لندن <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

قالت له : بحبـك ومشتاقـتلك <o:p></o:p>
أحسن friends قالها: خلينا

[Orangina]

Originally Posted by Layyouss

محشـش يكلم أمه من لندن <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

قالت له : بحبـك ومشتاقـتلك <o:p></o:p>
أحسن friends قالها: خلينا

lol lol lol hillarious...

[Superman]

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

[Superman]

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough about me. How are u?

[Superman]

You’re Attractive, Gorgeous, Sexy, Intelligent, Smart, Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind and Generous.
In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!