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heyda l sms min wa7e l holidays;
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Warning: Christmas has been cancelled this year and it is all your fault! someone told Santa that you had been good all year.

He died laughing!
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Merry Xmas , HAPPY NEW YEAR , g8 luck on valentines , Happy Easter , spooky halloween , Happy birthday , ...now bug off & don't annoy me for the next 12 months !!
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heyda l sms min wa7e l holidays;
it is directed towards another member of the forum

Warning: Christmas has been cancelled this year and it is all your fault! someone told Santa that you had been good all year.

He died laughing!
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hayda el sms men a forum member la another forum member

i cant eat in the morning cz i think of u
i cant have lunch cz i think of u
i cant have dinner cz i think of u
i cant sleep at night....

cz am hungry
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summer comes again and again ...
winter comes again and again...
but people like u never come again and again because God wont make this mistake again and again
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Saudi interviewed at US immigration:

Q:Ur name plz?
A:Naief
Q:Sex?
A:three times a Day
Q:No i mean, Male or Female?
A:Doesn't matter, Sometimes even camel
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Humans
fall in love, that's normal...
cows eat grass, that's ok but when
monkeys...
can press mobile keypads
incredible!!
still pressing!!
unbelievable!!
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DEAR FRIEND NEVER 4GET THAT WITHOUT STUPIDITY THERE CAN BE NO WISDOM AND WITHOUT UGLINESS THEER CAN BE NO BEAUTY SO THE WORLD NEEDS "U"AFTER ALL!!
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You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous.
In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!
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Chinese man: "Me no come work, me sick"

Boss: "when i'm sick i have sex with my wife, try it.

2 hours later, chinese phoned back

Chinese man: It worked! Me better. U got nice house
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One message received

One cute friend sent it

One monkey is reading it

One monkey is angry

One cute friend is smiling

One monkey is still reading

I miss you monkey
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