The Best SMS

[Rors]

Originally Posted by Layyouss

What's wrong with ur phone??
I tried calling you, but the operator said: "welcome to the jungle, the monkey u're trying to call is on the tree, plz try again later"

layyouss lol,once, i got the sms u wrote after i sent this one:

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, should be kept in the zoo
Dont get angry, cause i'll be with you
Not in the cage, but laughing at you

[Outlife]

it has been scientifacly proven that sugar dissolve in water



So don't take ur shower

[coralie]

1 day i read smoking is bad ...... i stopped smoking
1 day i read drinking is bad ........i stopped drinking
1 day i read sex is bad .............i stopped readind !!!!

[coralie]

morning ......CANT EAT CAUSE I MISS U
afternoon .....CANT EAT CAUSE I MISS U
evening .......CANT EAT CAUSE I MISS U
.......
NIGHT .........CANT SLEEP CAUSE I AM HUNGRY

[coralie]

Always keep a picture of your husband in your wallet , look at it when you are in trouble you will feel that all other problems are not as big as this one !!!!!!

[JoeFPM]

this one goes to someone here in the forum


written with a pen
sealed with a kiss
if u re my friend
pls answer me this
are u friends or are we not?
u told me once but i forgot
so tell me now
and tell true
so i can say
i am here for u
and i die before u do ( nchalla lak )
i will go to HELL
......and wait for u

[lady_forever]

Wife's prayer lord give me the wisedom to understand my husband love toforgive him patience with his moods but dont give me strength to kill him

[lady_forever]

life is full of beautiful things soft sunsets painted rainbows delicate blossomslove laughter quiet moments and fantastic women like us happy women's day

[sarah_32]

another moon? possible
another sun ? possible
another sky ? possible
another friend like u ? impossible ...
coz god dt make the same mistake twice

[coralie]

congratulation . your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game . To play just throw ur phone against the wall and arrange the pieces back. Its fun , try it!