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Atutu Kpuyoyo bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book.
The message read: My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note.

In a conversation:
Atutu Kpuyoyo : I am proud because my son is in Medical College
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
Atutu Kpuyoyo: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Atutu Kpuyoyo visits his Doctor
Atutu Kpuyoyo: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night.
DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay.
Atutu Kpuyoyo: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game.

Atutu Kpuyoyo and his wife
Atutu Kpuyoyo: If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry?
Atutu Kpuyoyo: No, I will also stay with your sister.

Atutu Kpuyoyo: People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know?
Atutu Kpuyoyo: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again.

How do you recognize Atutu Kpuyoyo in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board.( REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE)

Once Atutu Kpuyoyo was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so.
He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

Atutu Kpuyoyo: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.
Atutu Kpuyoyo: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running?

In a classroom :
Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense”
Atutu Kpuyoyo: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

Atutu Kpuyoyo told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It is already raining”
Atutu Kpuyoyo: “So what? Take an umbrella and go”