i heard the Red Phoenix was running, so why should i vote for him ?
well,
1-this Phoenix is the only Red Phoenix there is, a genuinely unique specimen of principles
2-this Phoenix is for everybody who likes soaring birds of satire
3-this is a Phoenix of red defensive walls of fire protecting all those behind it from false accusations and libel in a heartbeat.
4-this Phoenix takes care of its own and always give them something new spicy to think about
5-but most importantly, this Phoenix upholds virtues of beauty from inside and outside and hence that's why he is running under the banner of divine Jessica Alba
so with a heart big enough for everybody and a sharp wit fast enough to bring down all incoming arrows, this Red Phoenix sure makes due on ur good voting investment
in short it's a Red Phoenix to carry the forum on its wings just like the forum did to it ;)
